Random Thoughts Thread #1

[CyOps]

While teaching my daughters how to drive, one of the first things I told them was to NEVER trust someone's blinker. I picked my youngest up from her driving lessons, she told me her instructor said the exact same thing.

Maybe this is why nobody bothers to use them.

 

[fatkid1974]

The thing is, it was after the "do" was "done"

Well, mine was before the "doing" commenced. Pants came off and a strange smell permeated the room. Classy, clean gal she was. :smile:

 

[MeanDean]

Why is it that whenever I hand my phone to someone to show them something, they put their fingers on the screen & change whatever was on it?!

Or the battery save feature times out and you hand them a phone with a black screen. (Not racist for whoever posted the George Zimmerman themed post)

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Neither, the correct answer is Pancheros! Haha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO!

 

[aeroclone]

I wish I was back in college.

Not sure a perpetual thought can count as a random thought.

 

[CarlHungus]

Rob Schneider is....a carrot! Rated PG13

 

[Redman97]

A scoop of peanut butter just makes my bowl of ice cream.

 

[cowgirl836]

Why am I killing myself- while working out

why are people lazy?- while at work

look at these idiots.- sometimes playing mafia

so I went to my gym class tonight that is circuit training. She made us run the lines in the gym three times and I could really notice how much more energy I had doing that vs. before Insanity. The working out will pay off for you, you are going to get buff, dominate pickup basketball, get all the chicks, and end up shirtless on a calendar.

I'll get buff and just continue to be married.:twitcy:

 

[cowgirl836]

It's like that IKEA commercial, where they leave the old lamp out in the rain for trash. I feel the bow had a similar experience. Imagine, one day, it's the toast of the town, The big decoration for Christmas. Then, too soon, it's time is over and it's uncaringly thrown to the ground. Sad an alone, it finds a friend in you, who once again, lifts it and places it on a car, to bring happiness to all. Soon though, it realizes this isn't the case, as someone has thrown it upon the ground, to suffer once again. Then boom, you come along as the savior, bringing one final shot at life, happiness back to the bow, by placing it on the car. You know though, the whole time that bow was thinking, "Please, please don't put me back on the Dodge Charger, it's owner was such a harsh, mean uncaring, unChristian, Christmas hater, please, anywhere but the Dodge." Alas, we can only hope that the man with the Dodge found a new, better home for the bow, but it's probably buried now, in a pile of trash. Hoping one day someone will find it.

this was really funny. It was such a nice bow, it deserved better than it got.

You're probably lucky you don't have George Zimmerman for a neighbor. :wideeyed:

we have an underground garage - I make sure I'm alone when I do creepy stuff. Probably makes it worse for the neighbor, they know it's someone who lives there. Dammit, you know what would have been super creepy? If I had put that bow on their apartment door. Hahahahahahahaha, they would have flipped ****. I don't know which apt they belong to though.

 

[CyArob]

Why does the government get to take so much of my money? <--------------New Grad

 

[urb1]

I just checked, and he's already sent out another. Cookies is the correct answer.

What did he say before cookies?

 

[cyinne]

I started wearing black no-show socks about 10 years ago. I guess I don't wear white ones anymore because I think they look weird since I have been wearing black ones for a while now.

My road rage for the past couple months only happens every few days because I don't take the same route home from work each day. The street is a one way with 3 lanes and it comes to a (somewhat) major intersection that is a one way street that crosses from left to right in front of you. The left hand lane is a straight only, the middle lane is a straight or right turn, and the right lane is a right turn only. IT NEVER ******* FAILS that those that want to turn right are in the middle lane and the right hand lane never has anyone in it. Is it too much to ask for the people that want to turn right to get into the right hand lane and quit ******* clogging up the middle straight/turn lane?!? Ugh..... it pisses me off to no end.....

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

You're probably lucky you don't have George Zimmerman for a neighbor. :wideeyed:

he sounds like a good neighbor. he can live in my neighborhood.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

I'll get buff and just continue to be married.:twitcy:

so how YOU doin?

 

[cowgirl836]

so how YOU doin?

My quads are kinda sore tonight. They want a break. You made an entertaining thread, I am enjoying.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

A scoop of peanut butter just makes my bowl of ice cream.

Throw a handful of Golden Grahams in that mofo. Ill wait while you fap.

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

My quads are kinda sore tonight. They want a break. You made an entertaining thread, I am enjoying.

Giggity.

 

[Schfinkter]

What did he say before cookies?

He said that they were tired until the smell of fresh collies filled the gym

 

[cowgirl836]

Giggity.

pervert! There's nothing even remotely sexy what I said, but you're like Joey on friends. "Look, I can make anything sound sexy. Grandma's chicken salad."

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

pervert! There's nothing even remotely sexy what I said, but you're like Joey on friends. "Look, I can make anything sound sexy. Grandma's chicken salad."

Giggity.