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SwirlyBird

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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
 

NWICY

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The youngest daughter and her best friend/neighbor have already started planning for Elf Day! That would be the day after Thanskgiving. Man, it gets hard to come up with almost 30 things to do with the Elf on the Shelf every year. I'm pretty much down to sitting him on the bathroom counter with lines of white powder and putting him in bed with a naked Barbie with empty airline liquor bottles strewn about.

Please post that photo on CF it would be a good LOL. He could always be doing lines off of Barbie's ***.
 

cowgirl836

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pants, it's super trippy playing that back against the real one. We sound like a little duo. I like it.
 

isulive2train

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I really can rock the Tswizzle.

No Adele clips, no Swift clips......

You're really not taking advantage of your new acoustics.

DH closed the sunroom doors because I was too loud. He's a *****. But I still fear recording with him right there. He'll walk out in the middle all "what are you doing??" and then want to hear it and ****.

So he has to close the doors because you're so loud, but you're worried he's going to want to hear it?

Makes sense.....

Pants, what do you think of Kacey Musgraves?

I think you sent me a link to one of her songs that you really liked a few months back.

IDK which one that was. I like how this recording turned out though.

I'm waiting.....


Just...
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NWICY

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we had to do that thing when you want to get married and I was supposed to room with a girl and Dh with a guy - both our roomies bailed to sleep with their partners. I was a good person. Well, I mean I made faces and stuck my tongue out at DH during other serious parts, but I was good on the sleeping part.

They did this hand holding thing where all the chicks were like crying their eyes out and I looked up at DH laughing and whispered something about me not having a functioning heart cause I wasn't crying. Then he like squeezed my hands til they hurt like he always does at church hand holding things. It's like hand chicken. I dig in my nails, he squeezes.

Sounds like the start of in church foreplay.



We really do deserve each other.
 
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NWICY

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Well that post still went wrong oh well.

Rev, musical was bye bye Birdie, hope Z gets feeling better.

Congrats to Nick on the job.

Well supposed to be on the road @430. Time to hit the game thread and call it a nite.

BB was fun good attendance, nice solid game too many missed free throws. Good night ISU win Ia loss, cant ask for much more than that.
 

cowgirl836

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So........no Adele then?


I had to play him what I sent you and now he's sitting here being all like yeah the sunroom doors hide none of the sound. He's like the embarrassing teenage dad. He knows I don't want to sing in front of him without music.
 

cyrocksmypants

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I had to play him what I sent you and now he's sitting here being all like yeah the sunroom doors hide none of the sound. He's like the embarrassing teenage dad. He knows I don't want to sing in front of him without music.

Shoulda built a sound proof recording studio in that fancy new house of yours.
 
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