Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

[jcyclonee]

What city are you in?

He's in Frankfurt. Birthplace of the weiner.

 

[Bu4ISU]

John Daly just rejected my fist bump

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

John Daly just rejected my fist bump

Should have had a cheeseburger

 

[cyrevkah]

Here is a recent conversation I had with an obviously distraught teenager, we'll call her Henrietta, at 6:30 in the morning.

Me: You seem upset. What's wrong?
Henrietta: THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!
Me: Why?
Henrietta: My hair won't straighten right.

At least she's old enough to give a reason. Z has been having moody moments this week.

 

[BCClone]

John Daly just rejected my fist bump

Probably tried but missed. Unless he has stopped drinking then he rejected.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

John Daly just rejected my fist bump

Not drunk enough.

 

[00clone]

He's in Frankfurt. Birthplace of the weiner.

Your mixing your sausages. Frankfurt is home of the frankfurter, Vienna is home of the weiner. And as you all know, I takes my sausages seriously.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

At least she's old enough to give a reason. Z has been having moody moments this week.

This is why I had sons. Less moodiness.

Then again, there's all that blood & destruction...

 

[WooBadger18]

He's in Frankfurt. Birthplace of the weiner.

Well, not like that, but yeah. And how do you remember that

 

[jcyclonee]

At least she's old enough to give a reason. Z has been having moody moments this week.

I'm not sure "My hair won't straighten right" is a reason to call it the worst day ever. I appreciate the similarity though.

 

[BCClone]

Well, not like that, but yeah. And how do you remember that

Because he is a Weiner and knew you weren't coming to visit him.

 

[jcyclonee]

Well, not like that, but yeah. And how do you remember that

Because I spent way too much time at work researching the visa processing times at different US consulates in Germany.

 

[jcyclonee]

Your mixing your sausages. Frankfurt is home of the frankfurter, Vienna is home of the weiner. And as you all know, I takes my sausages seriously.

00's brain:

 

[BoxsterCy]

Steve Sack, our local opinion cartoonist, kinda rocks sometimes. Too cavey?

 

[BCClone]

Steve Sack, our local opinion cartoonist, kinda rocks sometimes. Too cavey?

At least his name isn't Richard. Sorry, had to say it.

 

[jcyclonee]

At least his name isn't Richard. Sorry, had to say it.

Nice job. Somebody had to.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BCClone again.

 

[WooBadger18]

I think I get the U.S.-Columbia soccer game on TV here. Now I'm just wanting to decide if I want to get up at 3:15 to watch it

 

[55dB]

I think I get the U.S.-Columbia soccer game on TV here. Now I'm just wanting to decide if I want to get up at 3:15 to watch it

YOLO.

 

[cowgirl836]

What makes you think it stops at 50?

yeah let's ask DH what he thinks when I say I'm going to curl my hair.

 

[cowgirl836]

US Cellular website is telling me I have 17 months to go before I can upgrade my phone. I've had it for 23 months. My contract ends in July. I think they might be wrong on that.

I wouldn't trust anything they tell you.