It was definitely an Iowa commute this morning. After I followed the tractor at 5mph down the 1.3 mile narrow gravel road, I turned onto the blacktop heading up to HWY 30. Had to stop for a flock of Canadian geese spread across the entire width of the blacktop. Didn't want to honk because I didn't want angry geese making poop bombing runs at my car (yes, I'm speaking from experience here)...so I veeeeerry slowly creeped through, and they moseyed out of the way. Then a jackass came up behind me & hit the horn, HARD. Yup. Goose poop on my car now. I wanted to ask him for the money to get my car cleaned.
Drove across 30 with no incidents, took "Brekke Rd" up to old 30 because I had to make a stop in town on my way to work. Get about to the Barilla plant - semi coming toward me, semi behind me, and a wild turkey wanders out of the grass in the ditch, sees the vehicles, panics and decides to run across the road between me & the oncoming semi.. I brake, he brakes, semi behind me is still coming - I damn near got pancaked between the two trailers. Hit the gas and booked it past the oncoming truck and watched the near miss in my rearview mirror.
Stupid Turkey! And yes...I know that's redundant.