Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[VeloClone]

What about earwigs? (Remember that old Night Gallery episode?)

 

[VeloClone]

This looks like something you would see on The Onion

I just assumed that was Hassel.

 

[VeloClone]

So what did I miss? I read the cheese puns but I just don't have time to keep up right now.

Besides, I don't want Uncle Boxster mad at me for posting during daylight hours.

 

[cowgirl836]

Did no one else catch the fact that his corpse was "filleted"?

Has anyone seen CG today?

@NWICY did! He can vouch for me.

 

[cowgirl836]

His member is with the rest of his filleted corpse on the wall in his closet.

I must say, demon child is a solid upgrade over the prior occupant of the username.

We're allowed to speak freely now that original pants (OP) is no longer among us?

 

[BoxsterCy]

RIP Boxster. Sniff. Hope Riley made it out alive.

I'm back. Was riding the lakes. Odd, I didn't see ANY confirmed demon kids just a bunch of crazy old people on Segways. It was pretty quiet out there, maybe too quiet?

Did have to stop once because of a dozen young gals on roller skis who were hammering away two abreast with poles flying and heads down not looking at anything but the path five feet in front of them. I stopped and they just keep coming until I yelled out. Might have been a cross country team. They also might have been older teen demons.

 

[VeloClone]

I'm back. Was riding the lakes. Odd, I didn't see ANY confirmed demon kids just a bunch of crazy old people on Segways. It was pretty quiet out there, maybe too quiet?

Did have to stop once because of a dozen young gals on roller skis who were hammering away two abreast with poles flying and heads down not looking at anything but the path five feet in front of them. I stopped and they just keep coming until I yelled out. Might have been a cross country team. They also might have been older teen demons.

I have encountered a similar (or the same) group in Elm Creek Park. When I shouted out they went from 3 abreast to 2 abreast and generously gave me the remaining 8-10 inches of pavement to meet them. And that wasn't counting the flailing poles. I was waiting to take one of those in the ear.

 

[BCClone]

I feed off of the fear and blood of those not worthy of my presence.

Well, a team least we know he is stopping with Pants now

 

[carvers4math]

I'm back. Was riding the lakes. Odd, I didn't see ANY confirmed demon kids just a bunch of crazy old people on Segways. It was pretty quiet out there, maybe too quiet?

Did have to stop once because of a dozen young gals on roller skis who were hammering away two abreast with poles flying and heads down not looking at anything but the path five feet in front of them. I stopped and they just keep coming until I yelled out. Might have been a cross country team. They also might have been older teen demons.

Well, glad Riley not orphaned again and you survived to eat another fish. If they were teens, they were Demon Teens. Usually they are too busy with their noses in a screen to get around to the killin'. (Register has an article today on children's 60 hours a week of various screen time, apparently ISU has been studying the obvious poor impact on sleep,grades, etc. They could have just watched my video game addict nephew in his apartment.)

 

[BCClone]

Paging @GTO. It appears the next murder house game is afoot!

I pick the new kid as roomy. I got a feeling he can do some damage.

 

[BCClone]

I feel terrible. Nobody home so what do I eat, bad bean dip and a nasty chimichangas.

 

[jcyclonee]

Wait. Is JC is gonna be "planting" or "pushing up" daisies ?

Both. My wife's not letting my poisoning and impending death be an excuse for getting out of planting her flowers.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Not convinced Pants is dead. With the proper guidance I think we can bring him back. Who's in?

 

[carvers4math]

I feel terrible. Nobody home so what do I eat, bad bean dip and a nasty chimichangas.

When it's just me, I make blueberry pancakes.

 

[carvers4math]

Not convinced Pants is dead. With the proper guidance I think we can bring him back. Who's in?

Even if he's only a mostly dead eunuch, I think it will be a tag team effort to eliminate Demon Child.

 

[MLawrence]

Not convinced Pants is dead. With the proper guidance I think we can bring him back. Who's in?

Are we sure that would be the best for RTT?

 

[CloneLawman]

Not convinced Pants is dead. With the proper guidance I think we can bring him back. Who's in?

I'm with you. Shall we load up the Audi and head over there? Wait, why didn't we do this in the daylight?

 

[CloneLawman]

Musketeers assemble!

 

[carvers4math]

I'm with you. Shall we load up the Audi and head over there? Wait, why didn't we do this in the daylight?

I'm guessing Boxster pondered this earlier but wanted to try out Riley and see if he was a babe magnet.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Are we sure that would be the best for RTT?

For Riley, man, for Riley. This is about a boy and his dog. What are you, some kinda cat lovin' dog hater?