Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)
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I love being able to schedule things online, but sometimes it is easier to pick up the phone and call. Granted I had to wait on hold for a few minutes, but telling them a few birth dates was easier than entering in full names/addresses and going through 5 steps x4 just to schedule a flu shot.
I hated Tom Cruise before hating Tom Cruise was fashionable, so pretty much rolled my eyes through Top Gun. Husband drug me to it.
You need to meet the vixen. She can't stand Tom Cruise, either. I have to admit that the Scientology stuff has caused me to question his mental acumen. I'm not a big fan, but I like some of his movies (although he isn't really the reason why, either).
Ever since Top Gun we referred to all Tom Cruise movies as "top"
Top Lawyer
Top Bartender
Top Spy
Top Soldier
Top Pool Player
Top Racer
etc etc
Good adjective for him, cover up the fact that he is a 5'4" midget who is almost as old as I am.
I've come to realize I like more movies with Tom Cruise than I realized. Of course, his co-stars have helped
A Few Good Men - Jack Nicholas
Edge of Tomorrow - Emily Blunt
The Firm - Gene Hackman
Rainman - Dustin Hoffman
A Few Good Men - Jack Nicholas
Edge of Tomorrow - Emily Blunt
The Firm - Gene Hackman
Rainman - Dustin Hoffman
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What I can't figure out is.......how can all that ego fit into that little body?
Don't forget Eyes Wide Shut. I have watched that movie many times, and I always see something new. That's the genius of Kubrick.
Scientology voodoo trick. Individual field minister plebes have to hold some of it in for him.
1. I hope you started hating him after TAPS.
2. If the Thetans attack, Tom Cruise won't have your back.
I've seen that movie twice and pretty much seen the same thing both times.
The three main principles of U. S. government:
1. If it moves, tax it
2. If it continues to move, regulate it
3. If it stops moving, subsidize it
(Credit to R. Reagan)
1. If it moves, tax it
2. If it continues to move, regulate it
3. If it stops moving, subsidize it
(Credit to R. Reagan)
The two main principles of home repair:
1. If it moves and it's not supposed to move, use duct tape.
2. If it doesn't move but it's supposed to move, use WD-40.
This is my favorite Reagan quote:
"I have to say of course, that there are some things that are current today that are sweeping the country that I haven't had time to get familiar with... Pac-man for example... I asked about it and someone told me it was a round thing that gobbled up money. I thought that was Tip O'neil."
1. I don't think I knew he existed until Risky Business so that is when I started hating him.
2. Pretty sure I could beat the crap out of Tom Cruise so I can take care of it myself.
I'm not crossing Tom Cruise just in case my e-meter goes bad when Xenu explodes the next Thetan volcano. (Man, that sounds like something from Ghostbusters, doesn't it?)
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