Now somewhere out in the Black Mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon, and one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye.
Well, this part kind of applies....
Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner
It was only a BB gun so replace "collapsed" with ran off like startled cat. And.......
And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch
And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able"