Seriously? You can't wait two minutes?

[bos]

Better out than in, I always say.

 

[cyfan964]

I personally like to whip a handful of bouncy balls into a partially full elevator right when the doors are closing.

 

[CycloneYoda]

Low-brow humorists find farting in tight quarters one of the top-shelf pranks in the book.

 

[Naughtius]

How about launching the aforementioned air biscuit right before your floor, then hitting all the unlit floor buttons?

 

[sodakjoe]

Deniability. If there are eight people in the elevator, you can always deny, because nobody has any idea who did it.

 

[CycloneYoda]

More elevator humor: In towers, I never took the elevator, for you never knew how long you would be stuck for either waiting for the damn thing or waiting in the damn thing. This didn't stop me from lighting up that board any chance I got. I would walk in, tree the vator, and walk out.



I was also the guy that regularly put food in the microwave for an hour at midnight before setting up camp in the soccer fields, waiting for the building to dump. When we got Storms and Wallace to dump at the same time was classic.

 

[Wesley]

I wish I could keep a straight face and divert blame after dropping a bomb in this type of situation, but I can't help myself and always start laughing.

That comment fits your name....

 

[cyclonestate]

That's what she said.

 

[cyatheart]

More elevator humor: In towers, I never took the elevator, for you never knew how long you would be stuck for either waiting for the damn thing or waiting in the damn thing. This didn't stop me from lighting up that board any chance I got. I would walk in, tree the vator, and walk out.



I was also the guy that regularly put food in the microwave for an hour at midnight before setting up camp in the soccer fields, waiting for the building to dump. When we got Storms and Wallace to dump at the same time was classic.

Sweet story man.

 

[Cybyassociation]

The other day I was teaching. The room I was in is set up with rows, but with enough space that I can weave in and out. I gave my lesson, weaving in and out of the rows as I taught. Looking at students faces as I taught, they slowly turned to frown and twisted grimaces. After school, at track, one of my students made a comment to the effect of, "I think something got into the school vents this afternoon, your class smelled horrible all day." I smiled and laughed to myself, knowing that the smell did not come from the vent, but from me as I crop dusted the class all lesson long. One of the nice things about being a teacher, no one blames you.

 

[Irresponsible]

Low-brow humorists find farting in tight quarters one of the top-shelf pranks in the book.

I mostly resemble Cro-Magnon man and he had a high-brow.

The best is to dust an empty elevator just as you are leaving. I giggle at that like a sixth-grade boy giggles when the word "breast" appears in poetry.

 

[Dopey]

The other day I was teaching. The room I was in is set up with rows, but with enough space that I can weave in and out. I gave my lesson, weaving in and out of the rows as I taught. Looking at students faces as I taught, they slowly turned to frown and twisted grimaces. After school, at track, one of my students made a comment to the effect of, "I think something got into the school vents this afternoon, your class smelled horrible all day." I smiled and laughed to myself, knowing that the smell did not come from the vent, but from me as I crop dusted the class all lesson long. One of the nice things about being a teacher, no one blames you.

American Hero

 

[GoCubsGo]

Anyone remember the *** pennies sketch from Upright Citizens Brigade?

 

[CycoCyclone]

I farted in the elevator today, hoping to get one of you ****ers

 

[Cyballz]

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[bpmcclain]

I was in the elevator with my girlfriend at her dorm and right before we got off I ripped a huge one, when the door opened there was a family waiting to get on so when we got off I had to chuckle

 

[Cybyassociation]

American Hero

I appreciate that. To follow up, I had a jalepeno burger last night and its giving me what I like to refer to as "morning thunder". Its also giving my students a bit of a fit today. I started off the morning by taking a casual stroll through the busiest, most crowded hallway in the school while enlightening them on the joys of peppers on burgers.