Shower Beers?

[Doc]

Not this **** again. Get a job, you bums!

I think shower beers are more of a weekend or post-work activity.

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

Shower Beer Evolution.

1: College Dorms. If you havent drug a folding chair to the shower on a Thursday night before going out, you dont know what you are missing. No, it's not the naked guys all sitting on rusty folding chairs, drinking beers with Pink im coming up blasting through the bathroom, its not the excitement of having a plug in radio sitting in the middle of 12 guys in scalding hot water slamming natty light when the steam is so thick you cant see the can in front of your face all the while wondering if you will all be electrocuted and the crime scene police will deduct a gay orgy gone bad. Its the comradeship of your fellow ***** slaying friends sharing an intimate moment before engaging in a night of penny beers and stealing cyrocks g/f

2: Post Grad. At crappy job. Want to leave and hang out with friends who are already at Drink, The orignal Fun Bar. Come home, rip off $100 suit, jump in shower, slam some bud light hoping to be buzzed by the time you get to the bar. Slap on a 7 diamonds shirt and some Diesels, roll out feeling like a million bucks letting your silver chain hang like a boss. Come home hammered, feeling like you got roofied. Shower beer yourself to sleep, friends knock door down, save life from drowning. Wake up awkwardly knowing all your friends saw your limp *****. Sure you look good sometimes, but passed out in a shower isnt probably glamour shots for the ol' d.

3: Wife. Wife drinks more shower beers than I do.

4: Wife and kids. Cant drink beer on weekdays. Hide in shower, sometimes just letting the steam build while sitting on the toilet. Maybe with the lights off. Cell phone flashlight scans across the room. Spots beer. What if the world came to an end. What if they didnt survive. Id be sad. Id have to get over it to rebuild society. Be tough. Hmmm theyre dead but I still have shower beers. Not an I am legend deal but a Gilligan island type of thing. Shower beers in the whitehouse. With Michelle.

5: IM successful now. Every successful person has seating in the shower. Do the math. Built for shower beers. Bill Gates, Mark Cuban, Warren Buffet, Sham Wow guy, Jarred from Subway. Every successful man has shower beers.

I'm still on step 3.

Except she doesn't drink more shower beers than I do.

What happens now?

 

[clones26]

Shower Beer Evolution.

1: College Dorms. If you havent drug a folding chair to the shower on a Thursday night before going out, you dont know what you are missing. No, it's not the naked guys all sitting on rusty folding chairs, drinking beers with Pink im coming up blasting through the bathroom, its not the excitement of having a plug in radio sitting in the middle of 12 guys in scalding hot water slamming natty light when the steam is so thick you cant see the can in front of your face all the while wondering if you will all be electrocuted and the crime scene police will deduct a gay orgy gone bad. Its the comradeship of your fellow ***** slaying friends sharing an intimate moment before engaging in a night of penny beers and stealing cyrocks g/f

2: Post Grad. At crappy job. Want to leave and hang out with friends who are already at Drink, The orignal Fun Bar. Come home, rip off $100 suit, jump in shower, slam some bud light hoping to be buzzed by the time you get to the bar. Slap on a 7 diamonds shirt and some Diesels, roll out feeling like a million bucks letting your silver chain hang like a boss. Come home hammered, feeling like you got roofied. Shower beer yourself to sleep, friends knock door down, save life from drowning. Wake up awkwardly knowing all your friends saw your limp *****. Sure you look good sometimes, but passed out in a shower isnt probably glamour shots for the ol' d.

3: Wife. Wife drinks more shower beers than I do.

4: Wife and kids. Cant drink beer on weekdays. Hide in shower, sometimes just letting the steam build while sitting on the toilet. Maybe with the lights off. Cell phone flashlight scans across the room. Spots beer. What if the world came to an end. What if they didnt survive. Id be sad. Id have to get over it to rebuild society. Be tough. Hmmm theyre dead but I still have shower beers. Not an I am legend deal but a Gilligan island type of thing. Shower beers in the whitehouse. With Michelle.
5: IM successful now. Every successful person has seating in the shower. Do the math. Built for shower beers. Bill Gates, Mark Cuban, Warren Buffet, Sham Wow guy, Jarred from Subway. Every successful man has shower beers.

Regarding #4... I am at this stage but I have a seat in my shower, so am I successful? Can I be at 4&5 or can you not move to #5 until kids are out of the house? Is it weird that my 8 year old will sometimes use the shower in our bedroom and yell out that I forgot my beer in there (I didn't forget it, the beer is gone. Nobody leaves beer in it, I would forget to wash my hair before leaving my beer in there). Also, how many shower beers is too many in 1 shower session? Thanks

 

[klamath632]

CW's mailbag made me realize he's missing out on life. A shower beer is to a man what a hot bath and a glass of wine is to a woman... Maybe even better IMO.

Who else does this?

I've never once considered drinking a beer in the shower. I also hate wine, and I'm too tall to take a bath in my tub.

However, a margarita or a daiquiri in the hot tub, that's good times.

 

[Macloney]

It was a pretty warm day for a mow in Kansas today, had to break out my first shower beer of the season. It did not disappoint.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

My bigger question is, how do all of you hobos have enough money to buy beer for your shower beer, water bills AND Internet bills?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I've never once considered drinking a beer in the shower. I also hate wine, and I'm too tall to take a bath in my tub.

However, a margarita or a daiquiri in the hot tub, that's good times.

I can get on board with this thought process.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Great bump. 33 people are losing the game of life.

 

[jdoggivjc]

Am I the only one that's fearless (or stupid) enough to take glass bottles into the shower with me?

 

[Doc]

I'm getting a new shower and it will definitely have a seat in it. Can't wait for that first sitting down shower beer.

 

[Macloney]

Am I the only one that's fearless (or stupid) enough to take glass bottles into the shower with me?

Do it all the time. Never been an issue.

 

[CascadeClone]

My bigger question is, how do all of you hobos have enough money to buy beer for your shower beer, water bills AND Internet bills?

Clearly, because they are following prudent financial advice and paid cash for their 14 year old used Buick.


Also, shower beers are the best. Go get sweaty, working in the yard or golfing or whatever on a hot humid day. Hot water, cold beer. You feel like a Roman emperor.

 

[Cyhops]

I have a built in seat ishower but it never occurred to me to combine it w/ my shower beer. But as i prepare for a move next month i have new criteria for our realtor.
And always bottles.

 

[heitclone]

My wife thinks I go out of my to do extra things when the weather gets warm just to have an excuse to grab a shower beer after, she's not wrong.

 

[jdoggivjc]

I think my favorite shower beer ever was a Leine's Grapefruit Shandy. Drinking it in a hot shower made it 10x better than it already was.

 

[cycloneG]

http://mashable.com/2017/01/09/shower-beer-conditioner-drink/#7XsLMWrktsqb

 

[1100011CS]

http://mashable.com/2017/01/09/shower-beer-conditioner-drink/#7XsLMWrktsqb

I'm thinking that would be an expensive conditioner... mostly because it wouldn't last long.

 

[The_Architect]

Whenever a shower beer is in play, you know it's going to be a good night.

 

[Dandy]

37 people are stupid.

 

[GTO]

Not this ****ing thread again...