Shower Thoughts

[pourcyne]

Time to gather up all our Wet Wisdom, thanks to BlueSky.

These are brief but undeniable truths that you realize while taking a shower, assuming that you stop singing long enough to have any.

Speak up, CyFan Nation. What revelations have you had during your ablutions?

Here's one to get you started...

 

[Clonehomer]

Showers are better with a partner of your preferred gender.

 

[ESciGuy]

Yes, this shouldn't be in question. Shower regularly.

 

[somecyguy]

Waffle stomping is never acceptable shower behavior.

 

[TXCyclones]

In before "shower beers".

 

[snowcraig2.0]

I still pretend I am a water based super hero in the shower who shoots high speed water.....

 

[StClone]

Literally, shower thoughts:

Use body wash, not bar soap.
Use moisturizing body wash-ones with olive oil are amazing.
Get wet, shut off shower, shampoo, lather up,, rinse, repeat.

Clean drain.

 

[CycloneDaddy]

Dang thats small

 

[coolerifyoudid]

"How does my wife still have hair on her head when I have to fish a wookie out of my drain every month?"

 

[pourcyne]

"How does my wife still have hair on her head when I have to fish a wookie out of my drain every month?"

Teach a man to fish and he will never get one of these:

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[pourcyne]

 

[Pope]

My wife thinks I'm strange because I've always taken Navy showers. Wished I could have gotten everyone else in the house to do the same.

 

[Remo Gaggi]

Had a girlfriend when I was 18, and she went to Iowa U, while I went to a real university. She came to visit me for a weekend when my roommate was gone. Showed up at my door in Wilson Hall, and within five minutes wound up inviting herself to go into the men’s bathroom and take a shower. I never found out if anyone walked in while she was in there, but needless to say, I didn’t get any homework done that weekend.

 

[CycloneDaddy]

If Im not thinking about little Johnson then Im thinking about the Roman Empire.

 

[cydnote]

Teach a man to fish and he will never get one of these:

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Couple thoughts I've had in the shower:
Teach a man to fish--yadda yadda. Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for life.
Also, two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

 

[cydnote]

Teach a man to fish and he will never get one of these:

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Couple thoughts I've had in the shower:
Teach a man to fish--yadda yadda. Build a man a fire and you'll keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for life.
Also, two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

 

[FallOf81]

Golden

 

[1SEIACLONE]

Really miss the rain head shower we had in our old house after we had remodeled the bathroom. I inquired about putting one in the new house and the estimates for the job quickly made me decide not to do it.

 

[pourcyne]

Really miss the rain head shower we had in our old house after we had remodeled the bathroom. I inquired about putting one in the new house and the estimates for the job quickly made me decide not to do it.

Is that a big city thing where you can't do it yourself because of building codes or something?

If not, Lowe's says it's a DYI.

https://www.lowes.com/n/how-to/how-to-install-a-rain-shower-head