Skinny Jeans
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You haven't been around a guy that does it then. I know 2 guys that do it. One has a pretty hot wife and the other doesn't at all. It's very uncomfortable when either does it. What the hell are you supposed to say to that? "Shutup" is my first thought but I refrain, much as they should have.
How is a announcing it on a message board anything other than douchebragging?
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I have a hot girlfriend. Her name is Jessica. You may have seen her in such movies as Stealth and The A-Team.
Rule 1: If you declare a hot significant other, pictures are required to validate. If the pictures are not presented in a timely fashion, all parties are allowed to doubt and make fun of until they are provided.
Rule 1: If you declare a hot significant other, pictures are required to validate. If the pictures are not presented in a timely fashion, all parties are allowed to doubt and make fun of until they are provided.
You are obviously hanging out with the wrong people if skinny jeans look bad on girls.
I would venture to say that skinny jeans look great on approx 15-20% of all women. Tops. The rest -- shouldnt' wear them.
Am I being too generous, or is that about the right number.
Am I being too generous, or is that about the right number.
I think this is pretty accurate. I see way too many people wearing them that shouldn't be. And I really don't care for skinny jeans AND those flat shoes (I know they're called flats, but I feel more manly pretending not to know what they're called......oh damnit, I blew my cover!) on any girl. I just don't like those shoes at all, and any girl who wears them on campus when it's like 12 degrees outside (believe me, I see it all the time) instantly falls off my radar. Anybody willing to suffer that much just to look fashionable has their priorities all out of whack.
I see a lot of bashing on skinny jeans with no guys standing up in their defense. Well I've had enough. As a grown *** man, I wear skinny jeans. Hell I'm wearing them at work right now.
You may be thinking, "Oh but CYphyllis, you're over 6 feet tall and weigh in at a little over 200 lbs, these jeans are clearly not made for you." You know what, **** that, I make these look good. 32x34's might be comfortable, but my 22x34's are the definition of attractive.
You may be thinking, "Oh but CYphyllis, you're over 6 feet tall and weigh in at a little over 200 lbs, these jeans are clearly not made for you." You know what, **** that, I make these look good. 32x34's might be comfortable, but my 22x34's are the definition of attractive.
As one of the latter I take offense to this. They just dont make jeans that fit me right, even if I wear them a size bigger than I need.
and by take offense I mean, I dont really care that much but I always wondered what other people thought about my rear end. usually I pictured the feedback coming from a woman though.
Ummmm...I only know because I walked by the TV when my wife was watching it. :wideeyed:
Dude, 8 months ago I was 6'2", ~375 lbs. When I'm talking about guys who are wearing the baggy jeans that resemble skinny jeans because their arse is too big, I'm mainly referring to me - because if I didn't cut some weight I was going to have to start shopping for jeans at Big and Tall stores because I was getting to the point where I couldn't squeeze my fat arse into the largest jeans department stores had to offer any more. I even "destroyed" the metal button on one pair of jeans - I bent the rivet and hole in the button to the point where it randomly falls off, so now when I'm at the pisser I have to pull the button off just to make sure it doesn't fall in the drink. In other words, when I'm ripping on the fat guy who wears the baggy jeans that looks like tight jeans, I'm ripping on myself.
That being said, It's amazing what me cutting 50 lbs has done - these baggy jeans are now borderline too big for me.
