Snow Ball Launcher

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The 50' Snowball Launcher. at Hammacher Schlemmer#


I can only imagine what the future holds now.

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All the better for pwning those irritating 8 year olds in your neighborhood.

Kids: "How about a snowball fight, old man?"
You: "Say hello to my 'lil friend!"

Boom! Kids go down crying and you walk away triumphantly.
 
All the better for pwning those irritating 8 year olds in your neighborhood.

Kids: "How about a snowball fight, old man?"
You: "Say hello to my 'lil friend!"

Boom! Kids go down crying and you walk away triumphantly.

And then said kid's parents sue your pants off for any physical injury and the emotional trauma of being humiliated...
 
And then said kid's parents sue your pants off for any physical injury and the emotional trauma of being humiliated...


Thats most likely the case.

Oh get this. Yesterday a friend of mines daughter, ate Velveeta mac and cheese at home and bit into a needle. I guess the police said the box looked like it had been reglued shut. The police went to the store and pulled all of the boxes off the shelf. Scary stuff. Dont mean to derail my own thread, but couldnt pass up a story.
 
The sled is sweet. However $299.00 for a sled is crazy. Buy em a shovel. That way they can shovel the driveway and then use it as a slide. That is the Iowan way.
 
And then said kid's parents sue your pants off for any physical injury and the emotional trauma of being humiliated...

That is why you have the parents sign off on a consent form that you are not held liable for snow ball fight injuries(emotional, psychological, and physical or death that may occur. They should really sell forms like this at Wal-Mart so people have them for all kinds of situations these days.
 
The sled is sweet. However $299.00 for a sled is crazy. Buy em a shovel. That way they can shovel the driveway and then use it as a slide. That is the Iowan way.

The Iowa way used to be using old car hoods as toboggans.
 
The 50' Snowball Launcher. at Hammacher Schlemmer#


I can only imagine what the future holds now.

2008-10-31_100250.jpg

Okay, me know me not very smart, but, when I first saw the link I thought "a 50 foot snowball, wow"; then I saw the blaster.

Either way, it is cool. I wonder if it makes allot of noise, I would love to sit in the back of a auditorium and shot snowballs at some of my previous professors, then just quietly tuck it back into my backpack.:wink: