Something you should never do

[Bipolarcy]

While doing research on which phone service to buy, don't EVER click on anything that has anything to do with Mint Mobile. Here's what happens if you do. Every video you watch will get interrupted by at least three Mint Mobile ads. Even if you aren't watching a video, there will be pop-up ad after pop-up ad on your computer, many of which get in the way of the content you want to read and they won't go away. The buttons to exit the ads are inoperable/inactive in most of them. A third problem: Your email will be flooded with Mint Mobile ads, even if you didn't give them your email address. It's just better not to click on anything to do with Mint Mobile.

 

[CyCrazy]

Meth

 

[Gonzo]

Yeah but Ryan Reynolds is just so authentic and charming.

 

[FLYINGCYCLONE]

Be a Hawk fan

 

[CycloneDaddy]

Bang your neighbors wife.

 

[Cyforce]

Meth

But it saves you on tooth (singular) brush.

 

[iastatefan1]

 

[cytor]

Never shake the baby.

Dont eat yellow snow.

 

[cowgirl836]

Ignore me when I say they are yellow jackets and don't **** with them.

 

[Kinch]

Never cheat on your wife.

 

[pourcyne]

Spit on an electric fence.

 

[FLYINGCYCLONE]

I told my boss I was sleeping on the job. I was on pain meds from surgery on my thumb, they didn’t want time loss, so I got to work and take naps.

 

[ISUTex]

While doing research on which phone service to buy, don't EVER click on anything that has anything to do with Mint Mobile. Here's what happens if you do. Every video you watch will get interrupted by at least three Mint Mobile ads. Even if you aren't watching a video, there will be pop-up ad after pop-up ad on your computer, many of which get in the way of the content you want to read and they won't go away. The buttons to exit the ads are inoperable/inactive in most of them. A third problem: Your email will be flooded with Mint Mobile ads, even if you didn't give them your email address. It's just better not to click on anything to do with Mint Mobile.

You work for Verizon don't you.

 

[FriendlySpartan]

Don’t put anything up your butt without a flared base

 

[somecyguy]

Don’t put anything up your butt without a flared base

Fixed

 

[Kinch]

Don’t pull on Superman’s Cape.

 

[dahliaclone]

Fixed

wholeheartedly disagree

 

[nfrine]

Spit on an electric fence.

I heard this one a bit differently...and it is not recommended either.

 

[FriendlySpartan]

wholeheartedly disagree

But you 100% should not disagree with my flared base post… that’s concerning

 

[Clonehomer]

But you 100% should not disagree with my flared base post… that’s concerning

No need for shape technicalities when there’s a hard no to the entire thought.

If you want technicalities, it would be don’t put anything in your butt not prescribed by a proctologist. And only then after a thorough discussion of “is this necessary?”.