Something you should never do

[deadeyededric]

Have sex with a good friend's sister.

 

[BCClone]

Pulled out a squash once after a few days, it didn’t come out whole

Why did you put it up there?

 

[FriendlySpartan]

Why did you put it up there?

Same reason everyone has, fell on it or have no idea lol

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Same reason everyone has, fell on it or have no idea lol

Farmers market?

 

[Bipolarcy]

have you ever used the internet? ill have ads pop up for something I took 2 seconds looking at online all the time. I've had items pop up that I have never searched for before but where in the room talking about all the time. Ive had golf ads popping up on everything because I pulled up used clubs on FB for an older guy at work who doesn't use it, and I could care less about golf.

I've been on the internet since the late 80s and I've clicked on a lot of links. I realize that you'll get ads on some product you've looked at online. I've NEVER had the sheer number of unwanted ads like Mint Mobile has been spewing out.

 

[somecyguy]

Have sex with a good friend's sister.

Does that mean an average friend's sister is fair game?

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

I've been on the internet since the late 80s

Must be some kind of record.

 

[Clonehomer]

Does that mean an average friend's sister is fair game?

There has to be some sort of hotness to friendship scale that allows for this. I mean, you’re going to strain that friendship, but sometimes it’s worth it.

 

[VeloClone]

Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the old Long Ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim

Uh...I think the lyric says LONE Ranger. Long Ranger is probably a pr0n flik.

 

[nhclone]

Don’t put anything up your butt without a flared base

Reference:

Hospital evacuated over elderly man with explosive lodged in his rectum

An 88-year-old arrived with an artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

www.fox5ny.com

 

[Beernuts]

never go kayaking on a sunny day without putting sun screen on your feet.

 

[cytor]

Never eat pickled herring on a date. She will not kiss you later. Learned that the hard way in my younger years.