Things you do at work that you shouldn't do......

[ThurgoodMarshal]

Two adjectives and a noun is standard

so incredibly incredibly true...

 

[tim_redd]

I will also say DO NOT google kids in the sandbox. Ok, Im done now

You can do the blue waffle one, but for the love of god do not look this one up.

 

[KFitzy87]

You can do the blue waffle one, but for the love of god do not look this one up.

:shocked:

 

[jbhtexas]

Seriously, the most radical thing we can come up with is taking a nap or bypassing the company's internet filter in order to surf social media and porn sites?

Don't any of you grab company checks from the accounting department, make them out to yourself in the amount of seven figures, and sign them by forging the CFO's or CEO's name?

Live a little...

(In case my employer is reading, just kidding)

 

[Doc]

I interoffice mailed a Boulevard Wheat approximately 600 miles to a different office.

 

[Swanson10]

I think I just about passed out and I only caught about 6 sec. of that video. How dare you sir, how dare you!

 

[cyguytillidie]

All these people saying '"don't do it" makes me want do it even more!

Can I get a description that will make this temptation go away?

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

was just thinking this

I was especially thinking this.

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

I prank phone call people from my office phone because no one ever recognizes the number.

 

[Cy4Patriots]

Don't look up BME Pain Olympics either. :shocked:

 

[MissouriCyclone]

My coworkers and I blew up a microwave with a couple of firecrackers. We also take the company's golf carts and ramp off mulch piles and go "mudding" with them. Of course my boss is really cool and my supervisor is his son-in-law. We can do anything we really want to do.

 

[MLawrence]

Can I get a description that will make this temptation go away?

I would, but there's no way I can explain it without that post getting deleted.

 

[iahawkhunter]

Can I get a description that will make this temptation go away?

I would, but there's no way I can explain it without that post getting deleted.

You know what I'm talking about, when you (BEEP) lubed-up (BEEP) toothpaste in my (BEEP) while you (BEEP) on a cherry (BEEP) Episcopalian (BEEP) extension cord (BEEP) wetness (BEEP) with a parking ticket, that is the best.

 

[ShankinPATs]

Can I get a description that will make this temptation go away?

I would, but there's no way I can explain it without that post getting deleted.

...So say you were to put a slit into the top of a hotdog, and then through that tiny slit you shoved a carrot into it...

 

[Bubbahotep]

I will also say DO NOT google kids in the sandbox. Ok, Im done now

Is it as bad as two girls, one cup? I still pass on the soft serve because of that.

 

[CarlHungus]

Is it as bad as two girls, one cup? I still pass on the soft serve because of that.

2 girls 1 cup is G rated compared to kids in the sandbox

 

[Cycsk]

Looks like you are going 4 for 4!

Clonecones, you're not going to make it!

 

[natedo99]

Fap..

 

[MLawrence]

2 girls 1 cup is G rated compared to kids in the sandbox

Really? I have never seen 2 girls, 1 cup before. I thought that kids in the sandbox was bad, but figure that 2G1C was worse.

 

[CarlHungus]

Really? I have never seen 2 girls, 1 cup before. I thought that kids in the sandbox was bad, but figure that 2G1C was worse.

2 girls 1 cup isn't as bad as people say. Some of the other ones like 4 girls finger paint are horrible.