Thursday Poll: Items in your Office, Cubicle, or Work Space

[Benny34]

I only have 3 monitors but the dude next to me has 5.
Lots of food in my drawers
A metal cabinet full of haphazardly thrown together electronics with bare wires ect all over the place. Its likely a fire hazard which is why its in the cabinet and not where people can see it .
I do have a mousepad with a picture of my kid when he was 1year old wearing ISU stuff. I counted that as like 3 categories in the poll.

 

[Mr Janny]

My desk is very similar. Lots of Pop Funko. Lots of Legos. Lots of miniature footballs and basketballs.

Pop Funko is where it's at. My wife usually gets me some sort of classic action figure for Christmas, and they end up coming to work. For the longest time, I had these on a shelf:

but then my daughter visited me and fell in love with them, so they had to come home and live in her playroom.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I'm the only one with a candy bowl so far? Which is basically empty at the moment so no one visits me unless they want me to do something.

I have a calendar on the wall because I need it for the Julian dates.

I have a knock off Magic 8 Ball that I used to make people check with before they could ask me to do something for them. Damn thing always said yes

 

[KnappShack]

Nothing but a Richard Nixon coffee mug and a bad attitude at this desk

Always be ready for the quick get away

 

[Angie]

Currently:

Several pictures of my kids
Several pictures drawn by my kids.
1 X Talking Sterling Archer Bobblehead
1 X Snake Plissken Action Figure
1 X Brock Samson Action Figure
1 X The Monarch Action Figure
1 X print of the Vigo the Carpathian painting from Ghostbusters II
1 X Indiana Jones Lego Figurine.
1 X 2nd place trophy for the office Chili cookoff
1 X model trebuchet

False. You have:

1 x 1st place trophy for the office chili cookoff
1 x 2nd place ribbon for the previous year's chili cookoff

 

[AgronAlum]

Everything from radio down except the "comfort items". Plus a bunch of other random ****.

...I need to clean.

 

[3TrueFans]

False. You have:

1 x 1st place trophy for the office chili cookoff
1 x 2nd place ribbon for the previous year's chili cookoff

He'll never get over that second place ribbon. He keeps it at his workstation as a constant reminder of how he disgraced the family name.

 

[oldman]

I have a white board that visitors (mostly my daughters' friends) leave me notes on. Don't think I ever wrote on it myself.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I picked a bunch off that list.

I also have:

- an old school rolodex with numbers of people that have probably long-since retired or no longer work for that same company anymore. I'm just not motivated to go through it.

- various medicine; aspirin, sudafed, some cough drops, antacid

- a bottle opener, just in case the beer fairy stops by

 

[GTO]

I picked a bunch off that list.

I also have:

- an old school rolodex with numbers of people that have probably long-since retired or no longer work for that same company anymore. I'm just not motivated to go through it.

- various medicine; aspirin, sudafed, some cough drops, antacid

- a bottle opener, just in case the beer fairy stops by

Forgot about the medicine cabinet!

 

[BoxsterCy]

Lot's of paper. I work at the base of an enormous paper glacier. Also lots of coffee cups. And more paper

Picture of nieces. Picture of the Evil Monkey. Picture of Jack in Chinatown with an uncomplimentary caption about one of our sister offices. Picture of me getting an award from the LTC, probably for xx years service without punching anyone. A pile of Swedish fish. One mumified orange (office is drier than the Sahara).

 

[3TrueFans]

 

[GTO]

Just moved to a new cubicle. All I have right now is a calendar from 2014 that whoever sat here before left for me to enjoy.

Confession time: my company issues a nice pen to employees after they've been with the company for 1 year. Any time someone gets fired/quits, they leave it on their desk and I'm right there to pick it up. I have 5 of them (plus my own, which is sitting at home). It's kind of morbid, really. Almost like some type of hunting trophy/ears necklace. Can't say I'm proud of it, but gives me some strange joy.

 

[GTO]

Here's what my cube looks like:

 

[CascadeClone]

Most unique things:
unopened can of Slurm
graphite-epoxy composite blocks I made while a research asst in Black Engr
"Aerothermodynamics of Gas Turbine and Rocket Propulsion" by Gordon C. Oates


I never use the book in my job, but I assume the title impresses people.

 

[Angie]

He'll never get over that second place ribbon. He keeps it at his workstation as a constant reminder of how he disgraced the family name.

Best thing about those two chili awards? No beans in either of his entries. BOOM.

 

[Angie]

My cubicle:

- about one billion photos of the kids
- tons of artwork from the kids
- coffee mug with photos of the kids
- Audrey Hepburn bobblehead
- DJ Lance Rock toy from Funko
- Jane Austen playing cards and bandages
- mini book of Shakespearean insults

 

[oldman]

I forgot. On my desk I have a candle warmer for my over-sized coffee cup and a two year old can of salmon.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

False. You have:

1 x 1st place trophy for the office chili cookoff
1 x 2nd place ribbon for the previous year's chili cookoff

I forgot my chili trophies as well. 1st in 2012, 2nd in 2013. Been shut out the last 2 years, stupid judges

 

[GTO]

My collection of trophy pens: