What disgusting shot should Charter take?

[AdamJGray]

Malort
Well gin and a splash of tobasco
Or
Bar Rail Shot

Can you find Malort in Iowa?

 

[mdk2isu]

Can you find Malort in Iowa?

www.malortmap.com

 

[mksmith2]

Everclear.

 

[cloneu]

Is there anywhere in the US I can get this?

IKEA should be serving this with their meatballs.

Maybe you could try one of these items, they look pretty nasty and Herring related.

http://www.igourmet.com/shoppe/search.aspx?qry=Matjes

 

[AdamJGray]

Compile this into one shot glass:

- 1/3 oz vanilla extract

- 1/3 oz Jose Cuervo (or any trash tequila instead)

- 1/3 oz Tobasco.

I'm leaning towards this one for this week. Partly because I can't get some of the other shots in on time and mainly because payback can be a *****. I'll save the truly disgusting stuff for the end of the season when there is less of a chance for retaliation.

 

[Rabbuk]

Whatever it is I hope it's microwaved to lukewarmness

 

[MeowingCows]

Whatever it is I hope it's microwaved to lukewarmness

This is a critical step regardless of shot contents.

 

[StanleySteamer]

Antifreeze?

 

[mdk2isu]

For absolute cruelty:

 

[cmjh10]

Rumchatta and Busch Light

 

[mramseyISU]

For absolute cruelty:

Still better than Malort.

 

[Daserop]

A couple of easy onces

1. Jagermister topped with pickle relish.
2. 50% beer and 50% milk.

 

[CyDude16]

Can you find Malort in Iowa?

I don't believe so, but I forever remember that as being the worst shot ever, and I've had some bad ones including a bar mat shop. Made me throw up instantly over in G7.

 

[CarlHungus]

Sweat from you and Chris

 

[MeowingCows]

Rumchatta and Old Milwaukee

 

[CyArob]

Cocaine

Or protein powder. I think you probably have more cocaine easily available though.

 

[NetflixAndClone]

Whatever it is I hope it's microwaved to lukewarmness

I remember at one party I was at some girl had a bottle of kraken sitting in her car all day. The bottle got very hot which resulted in the rum being extremely warm.

We got people to take shots of it and they said it was one of the most disgusting things they've ever done.

 

[19clone91]

A shot of cold Dot Dog juice

 

[CLONEing around]

Edible lube.

 

[stateofmind]

Gorilla fart was my first shot as a 21 year old. I went out after closing the pizza place, and the bartender served this to me, I was stone sober.

It was a pint glass almost half full. He wouldn't tell me what was in it, and told me not to smell it. It took 4 or 5 big gulps to finish, and I couldn't breathe for 10-15 seconds.

It was 1/2 151 and the other 1/2 Jose. He said I was the first to finish and not bring it back. So I had that going for me.

Anyway, I really hope you guys don't start going all Jackass on this stuff. Keep it clean, retaliation is a *****.