Wiping

Wiping

  • Standing

    Votes: 32 23.9%
  • Sitting

    Votes: 102 76.1%

  • Total voters
    134

Cyinthenorth

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Mar 29, 2013
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Who the hell goes back to front? I don’t need **** smears on my nuggets

Damn, I thought things couldn’t get weirder around here.

Also, I’m on the half stand side. You can’t fully wipe with your ass firmly on the toilet. But you don’t stand all the way up. You need some elevation from the seat.
It is either smear on your nuggets or smear up your lower back. Personal preference at that point I suppose.
 

WhatchaGonnaDo

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Jun 28, 2011
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I have been using a bidet since before COVID and while everyone was freaking out about not having TP, I was just meh.

Humans wash every other part of our body with water. Why would you not also wash off literal **** with water?

I stay sitting while I dry off my hole with 3 squares of TP.
 

snowcraig2.0

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Nov 2, 2007
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I have been using a bidet since before COVID and while everyone was freaking out about not having TP, I was just meh.

Humans wash every other part of our body with water. Why would you not also wash off literal **** with water?

I stay sitting while I dry off my hole with 3 squares of TP.
Don't you have issues with sticking and tearing
 

cycloner29

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Dec 17, 2008
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Ames
Where is the “both” option at? Sometimes after wiping sitting, I get that uncomfortable feeling, then I will make a quick wipe standing.
 

Saul_T

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Nov 16, 2020
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Come on, change this to front to back or back to front, let's find out who the real heathens are amongst us.
 

2speedy1

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Jan 4, 2014
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jcyclonee

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Apr 12, 2006
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Waiting for the Japanese bidet folk to chime in
The bidet is a French invention. The name comes from a type of small horse or pony. You would ride the cleaning contraption like a pony.

Japanese are known for their fanatical adoption of the devices.
Jordan Schlansky, as always, can explain things best.

In Indonesia they use a device called the butt hose or bum gun. Sometimes, it is with a squat toilet so you have to stand.

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