The real killer on this is a friend of mine who is about six months younger than me and her husband is same age as mine.
They get all this crap in the mail and they have a ten year old daughter! She found out she was pregnant when she was 51 and he was 54, their oldest son was 30, and they already had three grandkids. And it took her until four months in to know, she thought it was menopause.
So the husband is hoping to work as long as he can for insurance for the daughter at least until she is 18, but that puts him at 72! He apparently has better insurance than the wife, especially dental. He’s worried about braces, not Medicare supplementals.
At least we live in a small enough town that no one mistakes them for her grandparents any more. But instead of Walker, Texas Ranger and Bonanza, they watch a lot of The Babysitter’s Club.
Umm..... I'll just say parts of this story are very, very familiar to me.
Edit:. I'll add most children's content creators on YouTube need to be tried for crimes against humanity.