Good Iowa jokes. They're pretty funny.
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the cop one was sorta funny. on a side note, we should feel very fortunate that ISU football has been squeaky clean recently. that stuff to an extent could happen to most any program thanks to a few bad apples.
How many Hawk's does it take to replace a lightbulb at Kinnick?
Four, One to replace it and Three to talk about how great the old one was.
Four, One to replace it and Three to talk about how great the old one was.
How many ISU fans does it take to change a light bulb at JTS?
1, because JTS is so small, it's a one man job!
Thank you, I'll be here all week!:wink:
Wow, the jokes went from bad to worse, then that last one was awful. Is this a contest for worst joke or what?
Haha 1 more, I just read this, kinda humerous
A doctor at a college campus is giving free physicalls for one week only. Early in the week a girl comes into his office, and the doctor asks her to remove her shirt. The girl proceeds and the doctor immiedietly notices the girl has a large A in the middle of her chest. The doctor asks how did you get that A on your chest. The girl responds by saying that her boyfriend goes to the univeristy of Alabama and when we make love he likes to keep his lettermans jacket on. The doctor finds this rather strange, but just shrugs it off. A little later that week he sees another girl and when she removed her shirt the doctor noticed a large I in her chest. The doctor asks how did you get that I in your chest. The girl tells the doctor that her boyfriend goes to the university of Iowa and when we have sex he likes to keep his lettermans jacket on. The doctor than begins to wonder if all college students keep their lettermans jacket on during intercourse. Even later that week another young women comes in and removes her shirt. Sure enought there is a large W carved into the womens chest. The doctor quickly asks, let me guess your boy friend goes to Wisconsin, the girl replies no, my girlfriend goes to Minnesota.
A doctor at a college campus is giving free physicalls for one week only. Early in the week a girl comes into his office, and the doctor asks her to remove her shirt. The girl proceeds and the doctor immiedietly notices the girl has a large A in the middle of her chest. The doctor asks how did you get that A on your chest. The girl responds by saying that her boyfriend goes to the univeristy of Alabama and when we make love he likes to keep his lettermans jacket on. The doctor finds this rather strange, but just shrugs it off. A little later that week he sees another girl and when she removed her shirt the doctor noticed a large I in her chest. The doctor asks how did you get that I in your chest. The girl tells the doctor that her boyfriend goes to the university of Iowa and when we have sex he likes to keep his lettermans jacket on. The doctor than begins to wonder if all college students keep their lettermans jacket on during intercourse. Even later that week another young women comes in and removes her shirt. Sure enought there is a large W carved into the womens chest. The doctor quickly asks, let me guess your boy friend goes to Wisconsin, the girl replies no, my girlfriend goes to Minnesota.
ok final one,
An Iowan was doing some shopping in downtown Des Moines. He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump…
“Stop,” he yelled, “remember you’re someone who has value!”
The man yelled back, “I just lost everything in the stock market!”
“But remember you’re important to your wife,” yelled the Iowan.
“She divorced me and took everything I had that was not in the stock market.”
“Your children, remember your children,” yelled the Iowan.
“They never call,” said the man.
“Then your parents, remember your parents,” yelled the Iowan.
“Dead as doornails,” said the man.
“Then think of all the Cyclone football games you will miss,” yelled the Iowan.
The man shouted, “But, I’m a Hawkeye Fan!”
The Iowan replied, “Jump, you dumb a**, JUMP!”
An Iowan was doing some shopping in downtown Des Moines. He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump…
“Stop,” he yelled, “remember you’re someone who has value!”
The man yelled back, “I just lost everything in the stock market!”
“But remember you’re important to your wife,” yelled the Iowan.
“She divorced me and took everything I had that was not in the stock market.”
“Your children, remember your children,” yelled the Iowan.
“They never call,” said the man.
“Then your parents, remember your parents,” yelled the Iowan.
“Dead as doornails,” said the man.
“Then think of all the Cyclone football games you will miss,” yelled the Iowan.
The man shouted, “But, I’m a Hawkeye Fan!”
The Iowan replied, “Jump, you dumb a**, JUMP!”
A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap in the woods...
The bear looked down to the rabbit and said... "Have a problem with $hit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied... "well, no"
So, the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him....
***************
{insert cricket chirping sound} :wacko:
The bear looked down to the rabbit and said... "Have a problem with $hit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied... "well, no"
So, the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him....
***************
{insert cricket chirping sound} :wacko:
