Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is that ANYONE other the DKLFJSLKDFJHSF Suh to win the Heisman this year.
Nothing personal against him. He is a GREAT, GREAT football player and seems to be a decent kid, but not such a hot driver after having a few pops at 2 in the morning. In fact Santa, I believe afdadlkfjlks to be the most worthy of this award. However, the collective Nebraska fan base is already insufferable enough. This would only add to their entitlement of greatness, order restored, etc. And this doesn't even mention mention the classlessness of their coaching staff (see article for proof
Omaha.com - The Omaha World-Herald: Big Red Today - Heartbreaker's haze sees anger and confusion). Giving this award to afadklfjlak will only prolong the inevitable pending "Woody Hayes Moment" that is sure to befall on the 'skers.
I know I am asking for a lot. You already delivered the greatest present I ever dreamed of on October the 24th. But I was hoping to get 12 months of joy out of that. Hearing all of the Bugeaters crow and strut about a Defensive Lineman winning the most prestigious award in football will take that away from me. I would rather them complain and rant about the "second" on the clock, talk about getting robbed of a Championship, and about how they completely outplayed Texas even though they gave up twice as many yards, and first downs.
So Santa, please let Toby Garehart win the Heisman, as anyone voting for a Nebraska player
should be ashamed of themselves.