lololololol.
You just described my Helser experience in '06 to a frighteningly accurate degree.A bunch of guys I knew (and myself) all decided to stay in Larch a second year, and pretty much all we did was party. The one freshman who hung out with us a lot almost flunked out of school trying to keep pace. But he caught on just fine 2nd semester, and he actually stayed in the dorms a second year when we all got a place off campus for junior year.
I realize this is the exception.
Also, co-ed floors are wildly entertaining. Everyone gets laid for the first couple months of school, and then you pretty well burn bridges with the members of the opposite sex after that period of time. You get to observe psychotic female drama without being a party to it. I remember there being a fairly unnattractive skanky girl who live on our floor. She brought some white rapper wannnabe guy back from a party and they started plowing in the guy's showers. The Larch showers have two layers of curtains between the entrance to the stall and the actual showerhead itself. My buddy Joe (the drunk freshman) sneaks in and steals their clothes, mid coitus. Our RA was gone for the weekend, so we were drinking beer in the lobby between the elevators, and watching those two race up and down the hallways wrapped up in shower curtains was ******* comedy.
Oh I really didn't know. I just loled at someone having to live in towers.Just answering questions. I wasn't really paying attention to who posted it. But some people literally don't know where they're at
I agree with that. My house right now is $1100 a month between 6 guys. It is the worst house you will ever see in Ames. But we love it because it is big and has quirks
You just described my Helser experience in '06 to a frighteningly accurate degree.
Larch.
Who willingly lives in the dorms for more than 1 year. My freshman year there was a 21 year old still living on our floor in Larch. Weirdo.
We had the hang of college down, and spent most of the time getting drunk. Picking up freshmen chicks was quite easy too.
Having met Al at some away ISU games, I can reassure you this is him with the rest of WRNL crew outside Larch:
They second year really does have a different vibe than the first. We all got super singles in Helser our second year. Most of us were engineers so by that time we had gotten our hardcore party/fail Calc 1 experience out of the way and had a good idea how to get **** done while still having a great time.I think Helser and Larch have a hell of a lot in common, and draw a very similar crowd. Especially in terms of the non-freshmen who stay there.
I remember pushing for off-campus my freshmen year, but two of my buddies (whose parents were footing the bill) were being strong-armed by their folks into staying in the dorms another year, so I decided to stay as well. One of the best decisions I've ever made. Tomorrow, I'll be getting together with the guys I met that 2nd year, almost 10 years after we first got drunk and played cards. To me, that's what college was really all about.
They second year really does have a different vibe than the first. We all got super singles in Helser our second year. Most of us were engineers so by that time we had gotten our hardcore party/fail Calc 1 experience out of the way and had a good idea how to get **** done while still having a great time.
I love reading threads like this because it just brings back so many good memories. There really is nothing like Freshman year of college. The whole year is so wildly dynamic and filled with new people/experiences. Want to smoke cigarettes and hookah on the benches outside of Martin and Eaton at 3 in the morning on school night for a semester straight? Go for it. Want to place your buddy's dead pet tarantula in an Irish Springs soap box, light it on fire and blare a bag pipe version of Amazing Grace out your dorm window as terribly confused students walk by? Go for it.
It truly felt like you had the world by the nutts and you had no one to answer to but yourself.
I lived in quite a few hell holes two. My parents knew I was strictly in them to party.
When I first came to college the Towers had a party reputation, so obviously that's where I wanted to live.
I was on a visit with my mom (and about 25 other families) and was walking up to Knapp Hall and one of the mom's asks "Why are there metal cages around the whole outside?"
The hall director says "That's to protect you from falling chunks of the building."
My mom looks at me and I have a huge ****** grin on my face, and all she could do is laugh.
Loved living there, our doom floor (5th-Maney) had the second worst GPA on campus (3rd floor Storms took that title.) It was literally a dorm floor that felt like Animal House.
I realize this is the exception.
Also, co-ed floors are wildly entertaining. Everyone gets laid for the first couple months of school, and then you pretty well burn bridges with the members of the opposite sex after that period of time. You get to observe psychotic female drama without being a party to it. I remember there being a fairly unnattractive skanky girl who live on our floor. She brought some white rapper wannnabe guy back from a party and they started plowing in the guy's showers. The Larch showers have two layers of curtains between the entrance to the stall and the actual showerhead itself. My buddy Joe (the drunk freshman) sneaks in and steals their clothes, mid coitus. Our RA was gone for the weekend, so we were drinking beer in the lobby between the elevators, and watching those two race up and down the hallways wrapped up in shower curtains was ******* comedy.
Bolded for emphasis.