Strictly based on affiliation alone... I can confidently say there is a 100% chance that this man is drunk 24 hours a day.
"In Loving Memory"
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Strictly based on affiliation alone... I can confidently say there is a 100% chance that this man is drunk 24 hours a day.
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Let it be known that if you have a "baby on board" sign in your window, I am probably going to tailgate you just because I can be a ****.
So have you seen this bumper sticker yet?
"Honk if you love Jesus. Text if you'd like to meet him."
Thought it was kind of clever.
"Honk if you love Jesus. Text if you'd like to meet him."
Thought it was kind of clever.
I wouldn't if I were you. A "baby on board" sign is the equivalent of putting a "worst driver on the planet" sign in the window. My advice... give them plenty of room and quickly write down their license plate number if you can so when they side swipe you or create a large chain reaction accident that you get collected in you can report it to the police when they arrive.
The bumper sticker that irritates me is the my child is a honor student. Good for you.
This is from the late great George Carlin
[h=1]“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”[/h]
This is from the late great George Carlin
[h=1]“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”[/h]
Him? Probably not... I am guessing that's his "thinking" face.
I am 100% positive the guy who painted the Tiger Hawk on the side of that house was though.
Pretty sure it was teasing. Not like you committed a CF capital offense, like murder, posting a GoT spoiler tag that someone accidentally clicks on, or mentioning a certain rival or the dreaded D-word in anything besides the in-state rivals forum, then the claws would come out.
Well now you have gone and done it... better close this thread right now before they show up to complain about another hawk thread...
I think the honor student ones are probably in response to the equally dumb ones about kids on high school sports teams. Our little town is inundated with those with the football player's number, school mascot, and football. They always remind me of Uncle Rico somehow.
Always nice to see a hot chick driving a car with a bumper sticker that reads
"If you're riding my ***, you better be pulling my hair"
"If you're riding my ***, you better be pulling my hair"
Why are pot smokers compelled to bring up a cliched argument for cannabis legalization in any conversation remotely related to pot?
