I blame my gay father-in-law. He installed a love of the theater in his daughters.
Lol, well good luck. I teach music, and am a fan of theatre, but can certainly understand someone not being a fan.
I was making a reference to the South Park episode where Randy Marsh takes his wife to NYC for a week of musicals because all the musicals send subliminal messages that make women horny. These subliminal messages are just the word "blowjob" inserted into random places throughout the singing.