Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you...

[CloneLawman]

Red would always win. No one would agree to be blue.

So when NK put him down it was life imitating art, then.

 

[dafarmer]

In 2 years, I'll bet you can buy one for a dollar at an iowa city resident garage sale.

You are too generous, maybe a quarter if you throw in a rice crispie bar.