:wink::wink:One foggy night an Iowa fan was heading south and an ISU fan was driving
north.
While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling
both cars.
The Cyclone fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".
Likewise, the Hawkeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling
fortunate to have survived.
The Hawkeye fan walks over to the Cyclone fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Cyclone fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if
something else survived the wreck."
The Cyclone fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full
undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Hawkeye fan, "I think
this is another sign that we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Hawkeye fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of
the bottle, the Hawkeye fan hands the bottle back to the Cyclone fan and
says, "Your turn".
The Cyclone fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the
rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I
think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
Its football time in Iowa. GO ISU!!