Pop-Tart-Gate 2023

[Jer]

This historic moment needs a thread of its own. A day that will go down in infamy. The travesty that was the blatant rip-off of the Pop-Tart gig.

It’s not a mascot if somebody isn’t in it - it’s basically a cake dispensed out of a fake toaster. The hype that thing had and the letdown would be like Iowa going to the Rose Bowl and playing against cheat-code McCaffery.

I don’t know that I have ever felt more cheated, robbed, and lied to than I am right now. Travesty! Blasphemy! Heathens!

Kids everywhere deserve a world where these types of horrible events don’t occur.

 

[JP4CY]

Pop Tarts are being talked about all over the web. Wild.

 

[Jer]

Pop Tarts are being talked about all over the web. Wild.

Not a big X’er… I assume people are disappointed and outraged?

 

[Die4Cy]

This historic moment needs a thread of its own. A day that will go down in infamy. The travesty that was the blatant rip-off of the Pop-Tart gig.

It’s not a mascot if somebody isn’t in it - it’s basically a cake dispensed out of a fake toaster. The hype that thing had and the letdown would be like Iowa going to the Rose Bowl and playing against cheat-code McCaffery.

I don’t know that I have ever felt more cheated, robbed, and lied to than I am right now. Travesty! Blasphemy! Heathens!

Kids everywhere deserve a world where these types of horrible events don’t occur.

We can have this, but not flying cars?

 

[JP4CY]

Not a big X’er… I assume people are disappointed and outraged?

Haven't read on opinions just the brand name all over the place on a lot of sites today. Even radio shows.

 

[alarson]

Honestly i love this ****. Bowls need to embrace the weird

 

[madguy30]

Honestly i love this ****. Bowls need to embrace the weird

But they didn't actually eat a mascot. It was just cake.

 

[CloniesForLife]

But they didn't actually eat a mascot. It was just cake.

With the whole going into the toaster thing I was pretty cool with how they handled it. I honestly had no idea what to expect

 

[Jer]

I vote that next time for the Texas Bowl, they slaughter Bevo and cook steaks out of him after the game.

 

[JP4CY]

Honestly i love this ****. Bowls need to embrace the weird

I'm ready for the Malort Peoria Lake Bowl.

 

[madguy30]

With the whole going into the toaster thing I was pretty cool with how they handled it. I honestly had no idea what to expect

You handle it by having someone drop out of the bottom dressed in a pop tart!!

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Confession, I've never eaten a Pop tart

 

[GTO]

What in the Jeffrey Dahmer?!

 

[CivEFootball]

But they didn't actually eat a mascot. It was just cake.

Or did they if that flavor pop tart doesn't come back then that means it got eaten. So next year the costume needs different colored to another flavor.

 

[Candide]

Honestly i love this ****. Bowls need to embrace the weird

Prince Cheddward agees:

 

[alarson]

 

[MeanDean]

But they didn't actually eat a mascot. It was just cake.

Cinnamon Poptart >>>>> Soylent Green Poptart

 

[GTO]

 

[Cyched]

It’s no stripper cake, but a great idea

 

[ISUTex]

Pop Tart Bowl Champions of the World!!!!!