I kicked a nurse once. They were removing a cyst and hit a nerve and I just kicked out of reaction and she was in the way. I felt awful and apologized profusely while they were still cleaning out the gross stuff.Chiropractor nearly got his ass kicked a few minutes ago. Lays me on that table and I can barely breath. Then he pushes a bit above where the hurt rib connects to the spine and asks how it feels, I said that that didn't hurt. Then he rams the rib back into place and I start cursing. Hurt worse afterwards, old fart starts laughing and says it will feel better in a couple days. Told me I probably have a cracked rib also.
Not a big chiro guy, but knowing hospitals will charge you for a visit, x-rays and other stuff and tell you they can't do anything after a $800 bill; I figured $40 for the chiro to "feel me up" basically and slam the rib back into place was the cheapest option.