In the spirit of The Late Show I've comprised my own list for KU. Would like to here any additions.
10. That joke of a football stadium they play in
9. Roy bolting for North Carolina after saying he never would
8. Hienrich and Collison getting swept 5 in a row by ISU
7. Being represented by a big ugly fictitious bird
6. Playing basketball in a big shed and calling it a field house
5. Bradley
4. Hiring every recruits father as an assistant coach and the
NCAA seeing nothing wrong with it
3. Lester Earl
2. Bucknell
1. Imagining Mangino standing in front of you wearing nothing
but his underwear
10. That joke of a football stadium they play in
9. Roy bolting for North Carolina after saying he never would
8. Hienrich and Collison getting swept 5 in a row by ISU
7. Being represented by a big ugly fictitious bird
6. Playing basketball in a big shed and calling it a field house
5. Bradley
4. Hiring every recruits father as an assistant coach and the
NCAA seeing nothing wrong with it
3. Lester Earl
2. Bucknell
1. Imagining Mangino standing in front of you wearing nothing
but his underwear