A University of Iowa fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."
What do Iowa and Iowa State fans have in common?
Neither one went to the Univertsity of Iowa.
A Cyclone fan had a habit of scaring Hawkeye pedestrians when he saw them by swerving his car toward them, then pulling away at the last moment.
One day the Cyclone picked up a hitchhiking priest. As they were driving along, the Cyclone spotted a Hawk fan by the side of the road and, without thinking, swerved toward him. He barely missed the hawkeye, and the sudden swerve caused the priest's door to swing open and he almost fell out.
"Good heavens, Father," said the horrified Cyclone fan. "I'm terribly, terribly sorry."
"Don't worry, my son," replied the priest. "I got him with the door."
A University of Iowa fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."