Where you at?

[JM4CY]

 

[Rabbuk]

5c

 

[3TrueFans]

I told my wife if that cat watched me while I piss again he's out of here.

 

[MeowingCows]

J10

 

[Cyclonsin]

E7ish - whatever generates the most powerful whirlpool.

 

[Acylum]

4D

 

[Cyclonsin]

J10

- most accurate Hilton Coliseum urinal user.

 

[NorthCyd]

Under ideal conditions down the pipe at 5e. In the middle of the night when I'm half asleep and there's a chance of a split stream I might be hitting the cat.

 

[MushroomPinball]

C3PO

 

[CyCrazy]

5c

 

[do4CY]

You start at 5f to give yourself the best chance of hitting the toilet in case of a misfire, then proceed in a clockwise motion to hit every square in the toilet or bear down and unleash hell on any streaks that amy be left.

 

[frackincygy]

Depends.
If it's night time and I'm trying to keep it down I'm a 2D
If I'm letting 'er rip I'm in the 4 through 6F/G range.

 

[Al_4_State]

Realistically, anywhere in that picture.

Sometimes when I get bored I start swirling around the interior of the bowl and making criss crossing patterns through the bowl water.

 

[1100011CS]

Wherever the poop stains are from my earlier visit.

 

[JM4CY]

E7ish - whatever generates the most powerful whirlpool.

Enjoy that much current now while you’re young, my man.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

E7ish - whatever generates the most powerful whirlpool.

OK, speaking as someone who sits to pee, why is this important?!

 

[CoachHines3]

F2 so people don't get jealous of how powerful my stream is by listening to it hit the water.

 

[Gonzo]

I can only go in floor drains, need the extra clearance.

 

[MustardTiger]

F2-C2 or F8-C8. Anything else is wrong because it creates too much splatter. Have to pee into the curve of the bowl so the pee flows around the bowl.

 

[CYCLNST8]

I can only go in floor drains, need the extra clearance.

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