Zombie Proof House

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If there is one thing I have learned from Zombie movies, it is that they always find a way in.

There is always that one idiot who has to leave the safety of a locked door to get something or rescue someone and then leaves the door open.
 
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There is always that one idiot who has to leave the safety of a locked door to get something or rescue someone and then leaves the door open.
I'M SORRY! Let one zombie in and I'll never live it down for the rest of my life, jesus.
 
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something will go wrong with the concrete window coverings if it ever happens. somehow it will malfunction on the lower level and they will be able to find their way in
 

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something will go wrong with the concrete window coverings if it ever happens. somehow it will malfunction on the lower level and they will be able to find their way in

True, but they need to get past the moat and concrete wall first.
 

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True, but they need to get past the moat and concrete wall first.

i dont think the zombies will have a problem with the moat or getting over the wall. theres probably going to be a zombie that is somehow smarter than the rest and will lead the horde. in that movie i believe they walked through the river to the other side and made it over several defensive walls around the city. cant remember which of his movies that was though
 
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bos

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i dont think the zombies will have a problem with the moat or getting over the wall. theres probably going to be a zombie that is somehow smarter than the rest and will lead the horde, at least according to romero. in that movie i believe they walked through the river to the other side and made it over several defensive walls around the city. cant remember which of his movies that was though

Well if the horde is from Nebraska, I wouldnt worry about it. Im pretty sure thats where it will start anyway.
 

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i dont think the zombies will have a problem with the moat or getting over the wall. theres probably going to be a zombie that is somehow smarter than the rest and will lead the horde. in that movie i believe they walked through the river to the other side and made it over several defensive walls around the city. cant remember which of his movies that was though
"Land of the Dead"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418819/
 
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CYphyllis

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Clearly one of the secondary people involved would get bit at some point and attempt to hide it, at which point they would lock down the house with said bitten secondary in their with them. It would only be a matter of time before **** hit the fan.
 
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iahawkhunter

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Clearly one of the secondary people involved would get bit at some point and attempt to hide it, at which point they would lock down the house with said bitten secondary in their with them. It would only be a matter of time before **** hit the fan.

That's why you have a cricket bat inside the house for backup.
 
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clonehenge

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The big fold down metal door is clearly a weak spot...the zombies (or whatever they were) in I Am Legend would tear that thing up in no time...
 

Naughtius

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You're gonna need cameras on the outside, so you don't open the concrete when they're leaning up against it. Next thing you know, they're falling down into the space vacated by the concrete, and you can't close the GD thing back up!
 

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Up north
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I would get one of these and find a deserted island or just live along the coast. Also you could always through the one idiot off the boat.
 

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