That's dumb. Everyone knows you are suppose to cover up the windows with removable 2x4's. Where else are you going to get your repair money to buy guns... amateurs.
Zombie Proof House
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Well if you do that you need to spend the extra money to block off part of your house so you need to open it with more money and put various switches around your house to finally turn on the power.
While nice I always thought the best design for a zombie apocalypse would be similar to "hurricane proof" house. (On stilts) Just think with a house on say 12' stilts and a retractable staircase they could shamble under the place and as long as you didn't make too much noise they would never know you are there. Of course I would grease the stilts (round steel poles) and have some select points where I could view the underside of the swelling to make sure the "smart one" isn't up to something that would get me dead, or un-dead as the case may be.
I'm thinking this would be a good zombie-proof house until you ran out of provisions.
And if the "smart one" is smart enough to launch a space shuttle, pilot it, dock it, and come get you, well then he deserves to have you for dinner.
And if the "smart one" is smart enough to launch a space shuttle, pilot it, dock it, and come get you, well then he deserves to have you for dinner.
I have a kid who leaves his car unlocked in the driveway with the garage door opener inside said car.....I could have the concrete house with the drawbridge and they would get in anyway.....Now the obit would be kinda cool....livinthedream killed by zombies ...that beats the hell out of old age.....
I'm thinking this would be a good zombie-proof house until you ran out of provisions.
And if the "smart one" is smart enough to launch a space shuttle, pilot it, dock it, and come get you, well then he deserves to have you for dinner.
[HAL_voice]I'm sorry, Dave; I cannot let you do that....[/HAL_voice]
I'd go with teflon-coated aluminum. Steel poles would be magnetic and if the "smart one" gets his hands on some magnets to use as hand-holds you're f'ed.
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Everyone knows guns are a bad idea for zombie invasions, bullets are finite and they'll getcha when you reload.
"Heeeere, zombie, zombie, zombie...."
I would put something like this on the stilts, only bigger.
You've inspired me. Since the Zombie-pocalypse is going to be a grim time, you're going to want some laughs. I think we need to adapt one of these (http://blog.newenglandbirdhouse.com...9/12/squngee-from-new-england-birdhouse-1.jpg), perhaps using a life-like mannequin and wait for hilarity to ensue.
