Things you do at work that you shouldn't do......

[CLONECONES]

I need some ideas of how to pass today....list them please

- I add an "s" to the http(insert s here)://www.whatever to pass my company's filters to get to youtube/facebook/twitter/whatever

- sit on CF/Gmail all day to chat my life away

 

[Mr Janny]

I need some ideas of how to pass today....list them please

- I add an "s" to the http(insert s here)://www.whatever to pass my company's filters to get to youtube/facebook/twitter/whatever

- sit on CF/Gmail all day to chat my life away

Your company must not have very good IT people.

 

[KFitzy87]

Troll HawkeyeNation

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Your company must not have very good IT people.

My first thought too.

 

[Palmer]

be on CF 65% of the day......

 

[tzjung]

Your company must not have very good IT people.

Or...I'm smart enough to get around them.

Step 1: RDP into Home Computer; then surf the web remotely so big brother doesn't have a clue
Step 2: PROFIT!!!

 

[CLONECONES]

Your company must not have very good IT people.

You'd think for a 2 bil market cap company with 100,000s of employees they'd know the basics

 

[Cycsk]

I need some ideas of how to pass today....list them please

- I add an "s" to the http(insert s here)://www.whatever to pass my company's filters to get to youtube/facebook/twitter/whatever

- sit on CF/Gmail all day to chat my life away

Looks like you are going 4 for 4!

 

[CyBer]

I guess my idea wasn't the best

 

[Mr Janny]

Or...I'm smart enough to get around them.

Step 1: RDP into Home Computer; then surf the web remotely so big brother doesn't have a clue
Step 2: PROFIT!!!

Outgoing RDP connections can be monitored as well.

 

[VeloClone]

Easy, post on CF.

 

[longtimeclone]

Searching for a new job

 

[azepp]

Urinating on the chairs of the attractive females in my office.

 

[redrocker]

Urinating on the chairs of the attractive females in my office.

Been at Farm Bureau long?

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

I am one of the IT guys..... so I don't really have to worry about what I do on the computer! HA!

 

[Farnsworth]

I need some ideas of how to pass today....list them please

- I add an "s" to the http(insert s here)://www.whatever to pass my company's filters to get to youtube/facebook/twitter/whatever

- sit on CF/Gmail all day to chat my life away

Man I wish gchat wasn't blocked here, would make the day a lot better.

 

[Mr Janny]

I am one of the IT guys..... so I don't really have to worry about what I do on the computer! HA!

This. If Big Brother is watching, it's always better to BE Big Brother.

My favorite is when I have to clean up malware/viruses from people's machines. You can always tell when someone was doing something that they shouldn't have been doing, because they always use the same line. "I don't know how that virus got on here!" What a load of crap. We both know how the virus got on the machine, but you go ahead and play innocent.

 

[Naughtius]

This. If Big Brother is watching, it's always better to BE Big Brother.

My favorite is when I have to clean up malware/viruses from people's machines. You can always tell when someone was doing something that they shouldn't have been doing, because they always use the same line. "I don't know how that virus got on here!" What a load of crap. We both know how the virus got on the machine, but you go ahead and play innocent.

So would you respect me more if I came right out and said, "I knew that midget Nazi grandmother porn site was a bad idea?"

 

[Mr Janny]

So would you respect me more if I came right out and said, "I knew that midget Nazi grandmother porn site was a bad idea?"

Totally. I would laugh at that, unless it became habitual. But, if someone came out and said "Yeah, I'm sorry, I looked at something I shouldn't have." I would likely just laugh it off and not say much else about it. As long as I'm not having to clean your computer every other day, I don't really care.

 

[longtimeclone]

Totally. I would laugh at that, unless it became habitual. But, if someone came out and said "Yeah, I'm sorry, I looked at something I shouldn't have." I would likely just laugh it off and not say much else about it. As long as I'm not having to clean your computer every other day, I don't really care.

I don't understand the big deal can't you just put it in the dishwasher?