Are you a man? Do you dislike mustard?

Are you a man? Do you like mustard?

  • YES! I'm a man and I like mustard

    Votes: 290 67.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard

    Votes: 31 7.2%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Ketchup

    Votes: 62 14.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Mayo

    Votes: 8 1.9%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Ranch

    Votes: 19 4.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love a condiment not named here

    Votes: 14 3.3%
  • NO! I'm not a man

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • Total voters
    430

NATEizKING

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I love mustard. I could drink it from the bottle but I wouldn't prefer to do that. I didn't like ranch, mayo or tartar sauce until I was out of high school. Still don't use them much. I like ketchup, mustard and BBQ sauce.
 

ISUCyclones2015

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Not the biggest fan of Mustard... its growing on me over time but just not a fan.

Buffalo Sauce, BBQ sauce, Ketchup in that order.

Allergic to mayo and ranch so yea.
 

ruflosn

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Running a little non scientific inquiry after a discussion with my wife. I just told her I've never met a man that didn't like mustard. She thinks I am full of it (I am), but on this topic I think I'm pretty close to hitting the nail on the head.

Also, out of curiosity, if you are a man and you do not like mustard, what is your favorite condiment? Ketchup? Mayo? Ranch? Something else?

Thanks.


worcestershire sauce rules
 

CycloneRulzzz

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Running a little non scientific inquiry after a discussion with my wife. I just told her I've never met a man that didn't like mustard. She thinks I am full of it (I am), but on this topic I think I'm pretty close to hitting the nail on the head.

Also, out of curiosity, if you are a man and you do not like mustard, what is your favorite condiment? Ketchup? Mayo? Ranch? Something else?

Thanks.


I loathe mustard. Used to be a huge ketchup guy but I'm now a BBQ sauce person.
 

Angie

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Question: What if you like mustard, but you are a woman? Or does that not compute?

I'm a woman, and I love mustard. A good spicy mustard is great on a sandwich, but yellow mustard for burgers/brats/hot dogs.

Favorite barbecue sauce is a good mustard-based Carolina sauce.
 
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harty83

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Mustard is the king of condiments. Yellow, fancy, and anything in between.

BBQ, hotsauce, and the under-used vinegar tie for a close second.

Mayo can be good in the right circumstances.

Ketchup is a relic from childhood. On a very rare occasion I will put it on potatoes (fries, hashbrowns, etc) of some kind (if said potatoes suck.)

The secret of the Hidden Valley is that Ranch is made from mucus harvested from the nasal passages of leprechauns.

Finally, I only mention Miracle Whip here to state that it is a complete abomination.
 

cyfan964

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Mustard is my go to condiment. If I had to pick one for the rest of my life I'd probably go with Dijon as it is the most usable.
 

Skyh13

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Mustard is great, but only if it's a good spicy or brown mustard. Or honey mustard. I have no use for the generic crap.

Does that mean I vote for yes on mustard?

Also, ketchup sucks.