Worst names you have ever heard?

[Angie]

In six months when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's kid is born, I'm going to guess he or she will be head and shoulders above anything on this list.

 

[IceCyIce]

I could not make this up NE Iowa

1. Richard "****" Hare "Hair"

2. Harold "hairy" Balls

No Joke - Classic

 

[CyCloned]

Poor Fonda, and everyone knew her name because of her basketball skills. There was a girl that lived in Friley back in the day named Kay Mart. Of course that was probably short for Katherine, so it was self inflected.

 

[DistrictCyclone]

So in an earlier post I harangued on "Nevaeh" being a stupid name, but it's been outdone...just got an email announcing the birth of a girl named "Nevayah".

 

[iahawkhunter]

So in an earlier post I harangued on "Nevaeh" being a stupid name, but it's been outdone...just got an email announcing the birth of a girl named "Nevayah".

Well done.
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[drlove]

What are the worst names you have ever actually heard of a real person? (Not counting Ima Hogg and La-a urban legends.) It can be a really weird one, or some of the "trendy" new made-up names that a lot of kids are now being named.

Poor Farnold Degand had it pretty rough. Whenever my husband and I would hear his name at a game, we'd say, "Hey, Faaarnold!" (like from the old Nickelodeon show).

(Please no insulting other members.)

Customer's drivers license read "Focko Bottema". He was originally from Holland, but lives in the US now and now goes by Frank.

 

[Colorado]

There's a very small cemetery near La Cygne, KS that has a great tombstone. The person's name was Richard Rash and he was a private in the army. Private **** Rash

 

[Cycl1]

Child actress named [h=1]Quvenzhané[/h]
whole family of awful names... from IMDB

"
Her three siblings are Qunyquekya, Venjie Jr., and Vejon.
Daughter of Venjie Sr. and Qulyndreia Wallis."

 

[cmjh10]

In six months when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's kid is born, I'm going to guess he or she will be head and shoulders above anything on this list.

It already being called Kimye

 

[LutherClone]

I had a buddy in college whose high school prom date was named Sharron Muff.

 

[klamath632]

Aubreon Cyborg Walton. When they read his name off at graduation, we suddenly realized why he made everyone call him "Magic" Walton up until then.

I just did an Internet search to make sure I spelled it correctly, and discovered that he's in prison now. Darn.

 

[DeBruzzio]

Couple of twin girls, the Farty sisters, Ileta, and Uleta

 

[cyhiphopp]

Gene Chizik

a girl named BJ Head

Also new a Mike Hunt

Have you seen Mike Hunt lately?

 

[cyhiphopp]

Actually, you're right. It is Sexe.

My son started kindergarten this year. One of the teachers he could have had was Mrs Toot. I'm glad he didn't get her because he would have been the kid who couldn't stop laughing. He got Mrs Drake.

 

[cyhiphopp]

There was a Precious Stone in my school.

 

[harty83]

my sister went to college with a girl whose last name was Frankenstein. Incidentally, she was smokin' hot.

A couple from Detroit whose last name is Arena named their kid Joe Louis Arena.

Also talked to a guy once named Long Duong.

 

[DistrictCyclone]

There was a Precious Stone in my school.

Upon first glance, I thought this read "there was a Precious Stone in my stool". Lol.

 

[Stumpy]

Over the weekend I bought girl scout cookies from a girl named Siriana. What have I done?

 

[westlbcyclone]

I work with testing documents for kids from all over the country. Some of my favs:
Diamond Crest
Jesus Christmas
One I just saw today Comfort Blaide

But my all time favorite is one that I still don't totally beleive.
First Name: Baw
MI: B
Last Name: Ray

This kid's name was Baw B. Ray... I laughed so hard I cried

 

[djcubby]

I used to work for an insurance company and used to see fun names all of the time. Saw one guy's application come accross...his name was Guy Smallwood. We also had a comissions contact at another company that was named Twana ****.