Worst names you have ever heard?

[VeloClone]

I had a customer whose name was Nancy! Seriously, the exclamation mark was part of her first name. Her business cards said something like Nancy! Johnson. She always thought there was some big conspiracy that her IT guys wouldn't put the exclamation mark in her email address. I tried to tell her that I thought that was a character that couldn't be in an email address. After I got a few sentences into it and saw her eyes glaze up I realized that she was as stupid as her name and gave up.

I can't believe I didn't think of this one as soon as this thread was created.

 

[VeloClone]

Have you seen Mike Hunt lately?

I once had to call a customer named Matt Hunt. Somewhere between looking at his name and phone number, dialing and waiting for the receptionist to answer I got it wrong. I asked the receptionist for Mike Hunt like three times before I realized my error. I'm sure she told him about it.

 

[dtISU]

Defensive back for Missouri a few years back - Harry Colon.

A guy I grew up with named his four sons Reno, Rebel, Reven and Redge.

 

[Sparkplug]

Had a friend that named his daughters Skeeter and Cricket. We were just glad he didn't have a son. He probably would have been called Cockroach.

 

[cmjh10]

Chase Laws, Attorney

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[Jambalaya]

Trelliss Vineyard

 

[andybernard]

Pretty awesome name in a class that I'm student teaching in...Dakota Warrior

 

[Wesley]

Duncan D. Nut. A salesman. You did not forget his name.

 

[Luth4Cy]

Mike **** and **** Hare.

 

[uro cy]

Late Ft. Wayne mayor Harry Baals.

"Harry Baals Drive was named in honor of the late mayor... The aforementioned street has been renamed to "H. W. Baals Drive" as the old street sign was constantly being stolen.


Harry Baals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[uro cy]

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Look no further than my avatar :smile:

 

[uro cy]

....and speaking of old ball players....

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[WDMCyclone]

Went and mentored a kid in inner city Chicago. Name was MrMarcus. He told me his mother wanted everyone to respect him so she wanted the Mr at the beginning for everyone to say. Also Patty Cakes-High School-And not a joke. Cruel parents I know.

 

[demoncore1031]

When I was a kid, we used to prank call a guy named **** Long because it looked funny in the phone book (think last name, first name).

Also, any member of the Jantz or Palin family could make this list.

hahaha!!! oh how i miss the good ol days of putting a tape recorder next to the speaker phone and making prank calls!!

my grandpa's name was **** green (green **** in the phone book!). working in call centers i would hear some really ******** names. the worst one i ever heard was shaqueefa sanders. shadiamond bishop was up there too

 

[demoncore1031]

River Phoenix.

my youngest is named phoenix orion... love that name!

 

[demoncore1031]

i just took a call at work for a lady that passed away named martha washington and i ***** you not, the next of kin is her husband george!!!

 

[CtownCyclone]

Pretty awesome name in a class that I'm student teaching in...Dakota Warrior

Is that Ultimate Warrior's kid?

 

[VeloClone]

i just took a call at work for a lady that passed away named martha washington and i ***** you not, the next of kin is her husband george!!!

 

[Cybyassociation]

At UNI one of my athletic training professors name was Mick Mack...used to joke that his wifes name was Patty.

 

[mcblogerson]

Plaxico - it sounds like a cleaning solvent or an injection molding company. Plus you just cant beat getting thrown in the pokie for shooting yourself. Dumb name for a big dummy.

D'brickashaw - is the D short for something or why the comma?

Worst last name Ive heard is Shufflebottom. She was a hefty girl and kind of waddled when she walked making the name very fitting.