DO NOT RUSH THE COURT

Gnomeborg

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I'm a little lost, though....

When will some real fan of this team step up and tell me the appropriate times and meter to clap at during games? How will I be able to enjoy basketball without someone telling me how to do it properly!?!?!
 

Cyclonesince78

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I remember watching Mizzou vs KU a couple years ago, and mizzou was about to win, and the students were about to storm. The players at Mizzou went out in the stands and told the students not to rush.

Cool story bros?
 

ImJustKCClone

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Like I said, I get it. I understand. The students are excited after a very, very, very long dry spell and after a miserable football season. But it's time to stop being surprised by our success in BB. Doesn't mean you can't enjoy it. At the risk of waking my very tired two-year-olds I ran around in my underwear "silently" cheering in my hotel room during & after the Iowa game (it's not weird if it works).

I too think it will fade away. But in the meantime, we're talking about (mostly) teenagers here. The more you tell them "don't" the more obstinate they become. And that's much worse than two-year-old stubborn...I guarantee it! If the win was enough to make you dance mostly naked in a hotel room (I need brain bleach now), imagine how those screaming students felt? Plus, Hawkeyes.....!

No doubt it will fade somewhat if the winning trend continues. But honestly, I get tired of the posters who say "act like you've been there", and are so studiously casual about wins, and expect the students to do the same. Most of us were just as rowdy as these students when we were in their shoes. I hope we NEVER become so "entitled" that we don't get excited about wins.

You're right - I did assume Larry. My bad! I loved him too. The man had a drinking problem, but instead of quietly getting him to seek help (since Bruce the despicable knew about the drinking long before Miserygate), BVDV gave him the bum's rush. The inelegant way he was treated meant we ended up with our what? ninth choice? in Morgan, because everyone else said NO. Natty was partly to blame, but BVDV's hamfisted management style is (IMO) mostly to blame for our downward spiral in basketball. I'm glad Larry is back in business and is doing well at CSU, and I'm even more glad that BVDV's vanity earned him a kick in the nads from the Liberty Bowl promoters.
 

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This chart is missing a really important condition...

#6 WHENEVER THE **** YOU FEEL LIKE IT BECAUSE THIS IS HAPPY FUNTIMES SPORTS GAMES AND FEELING GOOD ABOUT HAPPY FUNTIMES SPORTS GAMES ISN'T ABOUT YOUR RULES, MAN, IT'S ABOUT HAVING FUN AND BEING SPONTANEOUS!

seriously, no fan should need one of those QB arm bands on to determine if they're allowed to celebrate a win a certain way. Give it the frak up.

this post made me so mad I stormed the court.

I took the picture to be tongue-in-cheek...did I miss something?
 

benjay

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hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, they stormin everything out here
 

Gnomeborg

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I took the picture to be tongue-in-cheek...did I miss something?

I'm choosing to take this whole thread tongue-in-cheek. Like people are so thrilled that we're 13-0 and the #9 team in the nation that they're joking around about telling people how they can and can't celebrate those wins.

Otherwise, I get depressed.
 

Jordanj6502

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I'm a little lost, though....

When will some real fan of this team step up and tell me the appropriate times and meter to clap at during games? How will I be able to enjoy basketball without someone telling me how to do it properly!?!?!

I got this. You need to clap and cheer when we score. But not too long, otherwise it may appear that you are cheering for the opponents, and you wouldn't want that, would you? Also, no booing the officials, it makes us look like losers that care about officials making mistakes. Standing is only allowed if you are going to the bathroom or getting a clonecone... (Also allowed in the final 4 minutes when standing on the concourse because it is important to be the first one to your car -- you know for the bonus points and all) If it is a color it gold or color it cardinal day, don't worry, this doesn't mean anything, and it is not like you should let people tell you what to wear... There are more rules, but I am out of time, and have to go get to my car so I don't get stuck in traffic.
 

ClonesFTW

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If other teams would storm the court after beating us, that's when it's time to stop storming your own court. We are at that level now. Call me a fun hater, just my opinion.
 

Judoka

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It wasn't a close game. If we'd pulled it out in the last 10 seconds I would have wanted to see people going down there in walkers. Wouldn't have even cared if it was the slowest court rush ever.
 

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OU could have easily rushed the court against us, but they did not. I don't think it should be done barring a win tonight.
 

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