Wayne is selling life insurance now. We invited him to a game watch in NYC as a guest and around halftime, he gave a spiel regarding all the great products he had to offer through new York life. I think two or three people took his card. I didn't though.
When he asked me what I do, I said go bars and drink beer. He didn't really follow up with any questions despite my rather unhealthy lifestyle clearly leading to the need of some life insurance in my future.
One of the three who took his card was the alumni president for the NYC group and afterwards Wayne was calling in on the regular to try to meet with him to talk business. The guy humored him, mostly to see if he would come to another game watch, but it became clear that he just wanted to sell him some crap so after a while he started ignoring Wayne's calls and texts.
During the summer Wayne came back to the bar and was bragging about how he used to coach Iowa state to the owner of the bar. Like how important he is and how he should buy his insurance. My understanding is the guy told Wayne to, to put subtly, go away and die and no one has seen or heard from Wayne in my world since. . .
So anywho, if anyone wants some life insurance or other great financial products offered by new York life, let me know. I can get his number for you so y'all can talk business.
Basketball and football game watches with you guys in NYC made me want to take crazy pills you all were so boring. Glad you're having fun at the expense of another.