Had AC joint and rotator surgery in January, then 2 microdiscectomies, one in Oct and one in Dec, in the last year. Been a ****** year at age 31.
I was dead for about a week. Doctor Victor helped me by replacing some body parts and, with the right voltage, I was back to life. Worst experience ever. I think I was even semi-conscious for some of it. People in my village were not very accepting, but the people in Ames were great. After 15 years of speech therapy and 5 1/2 years of college (don't ask, I was a bit of a party monster), I can now read, speak, and write at a 9th grade level again. I would not recommend this experience to anybody.
I had a TON of stitches and scars, but at least I still have all my wisdom teeth! An unfortunate side effect is that since my re-awakening is that I now have an unexplicable fear of fire. Oh well, could have been worse.
Hernia surgery
Ankle surgery
Back surgery
Wrist surgery
Can't wait for arthritis!
Worst I have experience with was my daughter at age 22. She had both thigh bones cut and turned inward about 45° and all four leg bones cut and turned out about 45° to correct something appropriately named miserable misalignment syndrome. Full leg casts for quite some time. Hard to see your kid go through something like that.
spontaneous? YOUR LUNGS CAN COLLAPSE SPONTANEOUSLY?! I mean, I thought pneumothorax was something bad but what, two of them? That is insane.
Appendectomy
2 knee surgeries
Finger reconstructive after the 2005 Iowa Iowa State football game, broke my finger saving a girl from getting hit in the face with a football as my buddy was "fishing" for them. Made for a good sympathy and a fun evening with her...
Ulnar nerve surgery. It's where your ulnar nerve (funny bone nerve) gets trapped in the elbow joint. First symptoms were after a marathon drive back from Florida. Woke up the next day and my little finger and 1/2 of my ring finger on my left hand were tingling. Shook it off and it wouldn't go away. Didn't do much but continue to try to wiggle my hand to make it go away but it wouldn't. Then one Friday the tingling turned to pain, and the pain got worse. Woke up in the night and almost went to Emergency room. Doctor, Specialist, tests, more tests, then finally the surgery. Left a nice 6" scar on my left elbow. It's not really "right" (kinda numbish still) but no pain and full usage so not complaining. It was an out-patient procedure.
And cut my own left ankle the summer before 8th grade with a sickle. Cutting weeds and took a big ole swing and all the way 'round and whacked a good slice into my leg. Got to watch blood pump out and shoot across the field to the beating rhythm of my heart. Don't think I wasn't freaking out!
Colonoscopy and no sweat wisdom tooth removals, but I wouldn't have included either if I hadn't seen others do so.
59 years old and so glad to say that - other than being born - I've never had to spend an overnight as a patient in the hospital.