Monday OT - These are my confessions.
- Thread starter Angie
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My "tell a girl you've never seen The Notebook and you have yourself a date" theory worked yet again over the weekend.
I may have pulled this card a couple of times back in my college days. It works.
Honestly I have never seen the Notebook. But back in the day I batted a perfect 100% when watching Top Gun (of all movies) with females. For some reason it was like taking candy from a baby.
If you tell her youve never gotten busy, will you get lucky? Will try that on the wife.
This is a bannable offense right? Shoulda kept that one to yourself and let it slowly kill you.
When in Disney this past week, I was waiting in line for a bathroom stall (one stall in the whole bathroom). There was a dude, apparently living in there, listening to Youtube videos and laughing. I was getting annoyed and there was a Chinese kid, maybe 10 or 11 years old, in front of me that was looking like he really needed to go. I knock on the door and say "C'mon buddy, people need to use the restroom."
I quickly checked outside and my daughter had come out of the girls' room and was waiting for me. I walked her back to where my wife was standing and then I returned to the bathroom. Meanwhile, Youtube guy had exited the stall and was exiting the bathroom. Youtube guy was about 6'6" 300 lbs and looks like he just did a stint in federal pen. The Chinese kid exits the stall and glares at me, apparently not a big fan of me leaving while this meathead came out of the stall.
I quickly checked outside and my daughter had come out of the girls' room and was waiting for me. I walked her back to where my wife was standing and then I returned to the bathroom. Meanwhile, Youtube guy had exited the stall and was exiting the bathroom. Youtube guy was about 6'6" 300 lbs and looks like he just did a stint in federal pen. The Chinese kid exits the stall and glares at me, apparently not a big fan of me leaving while this meathead came out of the stall.
Can't wait to here how it goes. In fact, I'll try that also. We can compare notes.
Also have never seen the Notebook but I live with a bunch of males. I saw Top Gun back in the day and didn't like it, even then I thought Tom Cruise was an annoying midget.
All boys, yes. I try not to admit to the actual number here to avoid the ensuing ridicule. Let's just say a litter is accurate. Plus we had a couple of "loaner" boys staying with us for about four months while their mother was out of state, and even though they went back home about a week before Christmas, Santa still had socks for them here too. They have had a rough year.
Soooooooo do you want to meet to watch the Notebook and maybe try watching Top Gun to see if you like it now? lol
Soooooooo do you want to meet to watch the Notebook and maybe try watching Top Gun to see if you like it now? lol
Lulz:spinny:
