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Since we are talking about babies I might as well share this here too.

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wxman1 said:
Thankfully MrsWx handled bath time last night since LittleWX decided to poop in the tub. She even cleaned it up!

In my defense I was switching the laundry when the incident occurred and washed the dishes during the cleaning.
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Hopefully not using the same water
 
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Just got an amber alert on my iphone 6s for the first time. I understand it is important, but they could have picked a better ringtone than the emergency broadcast tones for it. Wasn't sure if my fire alarm was going off or if my computer had exploded until I found my phone in the other room.
 
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ImJustKCClone said:
My ex wasn't big on following instructions regarding kid maintenance...he had to learn from experience.

He decided to change our infant son's diaper. He put son on OUR bed, with nothing (not even a fresh diaper) underneath. He gets the diaper off and tosses it to the pail. Meantime the fountain of youth starts up...so he throws the fresh diaper on top of son. Then the "solid" waste starts emerging (remember this is on OUR bed). He tries to stop it with his hand....parents of breast-fed babies will know what I mean when I say that was completely futile. I hear him hollering for me and I come in to find him holding the diaper on top, his other hand full to overflowing with liquid poop...

Fortunately nothing made it through to the mattress, but everything (including son) had to be thoroughly washed. :) And lest you think that permanently excused him from changing diapers...nope. But he DID learn to use the changing pads after that.
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He was not smart about that at all. I feel like you don't even need to have kids to realize what a bad idea that was.
 
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jsmith86 said:
Just got an amber alert on my iphone 6s for the first time. I understand it is important, but they could have picked a better ringtone than the emergency broadcast tones for it. Wasn't sure if my fire alarm was going off or if my computer had exploded until I found my phone in the other room.
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Same for Samsung. I actually turned the alerts off because of how loud it was.
 
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bawbie said:
Yeah, those are fun. My son didn't have many blowouts, but he did have one at a rest area in the middle-of-nowhere North Dakota. My wife was waiting in the car. I went in with a fully clothed infant, and came out with a diaper-only infant. She was confused.

Of course, this was one of the those "throw-back" rest areas that think that fathers don't change diapers so changing tables aren't necessary in the men's room, so I got to deal with it on the floor.
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My last experience without a changing table was in the FAMILY (?) restroom at the TCU/ISU game. Had to put the diaper bag in the sink and the changing pad on top of that. Worked out okay.
 
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