Pants, being the journalism major and, therefore, the wordsmith, would be John. I think I'd be Ringo because I was the last to join and have very little to contribute of importance. That leaves Velo as George, by default. @MLawrence would be Pete Best as he left us. @CyArob could be George Martin for his important contributions on the piano.
I guess that makes me the Octopus Garden of the TC Beatles.
We get by with a little help from our friends.