Sauteed with olive oil, pepper, and garlic salt.
sidebar, last week DH mentioned he was driving home and some car was pulled over and a lady was digging around in the ditch and he's like WTF. I'm like oh, probably looking for asparagus. He's like what does it even look like? DH, you grew up in the country, how you not know this???? So we went the same route and he showed me the spot. Sure enough, you could see the seeded out stuff. We used to chase people out of our ditch who were always trying to take our asparagus. They'd play the "I didn't know it was yours" game but it was literally 3 ft past where we stop mowing our yard, and right next to our calf hutches. It was in no way out of sight. In fact, it was in plain view from our living/dining room leading to lots of opening the front door "get off my lawn" style encounters, lol.
Next I'll find out DH doesn't know how to look for morels, either.