Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[VeloClone]

We'll pour holy water on you. If nothing happens, then you are alive or dead. If you are affected then you be undead. Come to think of it, being an undead farmer might have its advantages--you don't need sleep, for example.

And there might be other advantages to being undead in one of the most dangerous occupations in the nation.

 

[VeloClone]

Do you have an uncontrollable hunger for brains?

When I was a kid my step dad made scrambled eggs with pork brains in them once. I am about as far from a picky eater as you can get but that **** was terrible.

Hey, he might have been undead. Come to think of it that would explain a lot.

 

[VeloClone]

We'll pour holy water on you. If nothing happens, then you are alive or dead. If you are affected then you be undead. Come to think of it, being an undead farmer might have its advantages--you don't need sleep, for example.

Just to be safe we should probably shoot him with a silver bullet, drive a wooden stake through his heart and chop his head off.

You know, just in case.

 

[wxman1]

Ha....yeah she and her husband are empty nesters, they live in a big house a block or so away from Lake Winnebago.

I thought there were several new hotels along 41 on the west edge of town, but maybe the event is just getting bigger. Appleton to the north has lots of nice hotels - the visitors to Lambeau Field stay there in the fall.

They have. The problem is putting half a million people around there over the course of 5-6 days. The Super 8 at the airport in Oshkosh goes for close to $300/night.

 

[CycloneErik]

Solved my ad problem after some searches through Reddit left me with failed solutions.
Now it's Tinder only!

 

[CloneLawman]

Solved my ad problem after some searches through Reddit left me with failed solutions.
Now it's Tinder only!

Just the way you like it!

 

[CloneLawman]

Just to be safe we should probably shoot him with a silver bullet, drive a wooden stake through his heart and chop his head off.

You know, just in case.

If the goal is to make certain that he is dead, then yes.

 

[CloneLawman]

And there might be other advantages to being undead in one of the most dangerous occupations in the nation.

Of course it depends on the type of undead. Probably better to be a Lich Farmer or a Vampire Farmer than a plain Zombie Farmer, although a Ju Ju Zombie Farmer might do well!

 

[VeloClone]

If the goal is to make certain that he is dead, then yes.

It would ensure that he isn't undead, which is the goal if I understand it correctly.

 

[CycloneErik]

Since this allergy thing keeps taking me down, I had to back out of my team's relay across Iowa that starts Friday.
They kept me around in the planning group, and I have to say that it's the smoothest bunch I've seen planning this thing yet. They are just going to crush it, and yes, I couldn't be more jealous at all.

 

[CloneLawman]

It would ensure that he isn't undead, which is the goal if I understand it correctly.

Should that be the goal, though?

 

[BCClone]

Do you have an uncontrollable hunger for brains?

No, but stupid people anger me.

 

[CloneLawman]

Maybe he'd be better served as a mutant farmer--as in your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Farmer.
Complete with CG photobomb!!

 

[VeloClone]

Should that be the goal, though?

Maybe this test will work...



Undead, witch, duck, whatever...

 

[SCyclone]

No, but stupid people anger me.

You must be angry a lot, then.

 

[SCyclone]

No, but stupid people anger me.

 

[SCyclone]

Maybe he'd be better served as a mutant farmer--as in your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Farmer. View attachment 55457
Complete with CG photobomb!!

I don't think I even want to ask where the he!! that pic came from.

 

[VeloClone]

I don't think I even want to ask where the he!! that pic came from.

There is more than cats in the intertubes.

 

[oldman]

When I was a kid my step dad made scrambled eggs with pork brains in them once. I am about as far from a picky eater as you can get but that **** was terrible.

Hey, he might have been undead. Come to think of it that would explain a lot.

My mom loves them, but I've never tried them. Come to think of it, my mom loves liver too, so nope not going there...

However, Cool Basil tonight!

 

[CloneLawman]

I don't think I even want to ask where the he!! that pic came from.

Probably Putin.