Worst names you have ever heard?

[bosco]

Their was a client of ours who's last name was Anal.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

Plaxico - it sounds like a cleaning solvent or an injection molding company. Plus you just cant beat getting thrown in the pokie for shooting yourself. Dumb name for a big dummy.

D'brickashaw - is the D short for something or why the apostrophe?

Worst last name Ive heard is Shufflebottom. She was a hefty girl and kind of waddled when she walked making the name very fitting.

fify

 

[i4cy]

Halarious Peter

 

[Cycl1]

i know a guy named **** Freeze.

 

[CLONECONES]

Used to go to a church with a guy named "**** Pick"

lols

 

[TheAdmiral]

My mom's piano teacher's name was Candice Barr. (Candi Barr) .
Also knew a girl who lived down the street named Crystal Shanda Leer.

 

[cyhiphopp]

I work in database management and we handle employee info for various clients.

One of our clients had an employee named:

Amber Takes the Horse


I'm guessing it was a Native American surname, but I lost it.

 

[cyhiphopp]

A slightly sillier one was:

Bill Dorcas

 

[acoustimac]

Fonda Dicks, really good high school girls basketball player from Moravia.

Remember watching her play...she was very good...at basketball...

 

[mdclone]

I work with a guy who's first name is Meboob. Everyone calls him by his last name Mustafa.

 

[Cybyassociation]

I'm covering for a class with a kd named Reis. It's pronounced Reece. Now I'm no English teacher, but I comes before i only after a C...unless it sounds like an A like neighbor and weigh. So that kids name is Race in my book.

 

[Boony]

There was a lady in the Fort Dodge phonebook years ago by the name of Iletta Farty.

 

[cougarcy]

There was a Precious Stone in my school.

I would go back and grab it....could be worth some money

 

[cyinne]

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[iahawkhunter]

I'm covering for a class with a kd named Reis. It's pronounced Reece. Now I'm no English teacher, but I comes before i only after a C...unless it sounds like an A like neighbor and weigh. So that kids name is Race in my book.

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[cytor]

There used to be a traffic gal back in Cleveland (i think) doing rush hour traffic from the skies.... her name:

Holly Copter

 

[FallOf81]

Ima Hogg

 

[BWRhasnoAC]

Richard Milkie.
Fonda Dicks.
Not fake names, actual people.

 

[PineClone]

I've worked as a teacher and in the department of Human Services, so I get to hear lots of different names. The trendy, cutesy ones are the worst. I'd say 2 different kids with the name Cedar (in the same class) rank right up there, that name seems fine for a cute kid but a 40 year old guy name Cedar....? Apologies to anyone on here with a kid named Cedar, just seems like most parents try to out cute each other with the most ridiculous kids names. Instead it leads to 4 kids in the same class with the same unique name.

Many years ago, wife pregnant, and we have no good ideas for boy's names. I'm at the point of blurting out names as a habit..."How about WalMart...Applebee...". Watching an ISU football game and I say, "How about Sage?". It was mostly a joke, but my wife loved it. And that is ultimately what we settled on. Our other son is named Parsley (just kidding). Anyway, i do not like the name Cedar. But the name Sage feels like it's in that same category...Thankfully I didn't blurt out Lafester.

 

[pulse]

Nice 12 year bump.