I have a golf flag my dad got me in a charity auction that has Johnny Orr's and Fred Hoiberg's autograph on it (it also has Tom Davis and another Iowa basketball figure - but those don't matter.)
The Big XII has won all the games they were supposed to win and lost all the games they were supposed to lose. Not sure how that's defined as sucking
*Missouri = SEC. Not Big XII.
When I was a Construction Engineer, there was a plotter in Town - but it was only available to use by Construction, Civil, and Environmental Engineers. Not sure if there are plotters elsewhere in Engineering-Land.