I hate ants. Particularly fire ants. Those bites itch so bad. Little bastards got me a couple times the other night.
Grab some crazy ants. They'll fix that problem in no time!
Sidebar: My wife and I got married outside Houston. Nobody in the wedding party (except 1 guy) was familiar with fire ants. The wedding photographer had us take some pictures in front of the church in the grass. Bridesmaids stepped in fire ant nests. Interesting photos ensued.