Are you a man? Do you dislike mustard?

Are you a man? Do you like mustard?

  • YES! I'm a man and I like mustard

    Votes: 290 67.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard

    Votes: 31 7.2%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Ketchup

    Votes: 62 14.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Mayo

    Votes: 8 1.9%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love Ranch

    Votes: 19 4.4%
  • YES! I'm a man and I don't like mustard, but I love a condiment not named here

    Votes: 14 3.3%
  • NO! I'm not a man

    Votes: 6 1.4%

  • Total voters
    430

JP4CY

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Testifying
I am Caucasian, so I love mayonnaise.

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ca4cy

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Running a little non scientific inquiry after a discussion with my wife. I just told her I've never met a man that didn't like mustard. She thinks I am full of it (I am), but on this topic I think I'm pretty close to hitting the nail on the head.

Also, out of curiosity, if you are a man and you do not like mustard, what is your favorite condiment? Ketchup? Mayo? Ranch? Something else?

Thanks.


I absolutely detest mustard but you've never met me so you're still factually accurate as far as your wife needs to know.

I like mayo (but hate Miracle Whip), ranch, ketchup, and Heinz 57 in given situations.
 

State43

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Running a little non scientific inquiry after a discussion with my wife. I just told her I've never met a man that didn't like mustard. She thinks I am full of it (I am), but on this topic I think I'm pretty close to hitting the nail on the head.

Also, out of curiosity, if you are a man and you do not like mustard, what is your favorite condiment? Ketchup? Mayo? Ranch? Something else?

Thanks.

I dislike mustard. I use some kinds in marinade but as a rule, I'm a ketchup guy
I use mayo on sandwiches and ranch is okay.
 

NorthCyd

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I hate mustard...and I'm a man!

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CarolinaCy

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I'm shocked at the number of people in this thread claiming to be men, yet admit to putting ranch on almost everything.
 

balken

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Anyone who dislikes mustard and likes mayo has issues. Anyone who likes Miracle Whip could likely be shown to be mentally incompetent in a court of law.
 
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Hey what happened to my avatar? Where is my jack Dempsey. And why do I have the Reds logo

EDIT Fixed, that was weird
 

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