Bud Ice

[st8]

We used to drink a lot of Old Milwaukees Best Light (sometimes ice) in college b/c nobody would steal that when we had parties. After the first few it didn't really matter. And we always had better beer, busch light, and mixed drinks for the ladies. I don't know how much of the "beast" I could stomach anymore.

we try this at least once a year at tailgates. buy a case or two of the **** we used to drink in college, it almost always ends with vomiting and feeling terrible for like 2 days. you can't just dive into an evening with the beast after not drinking it for a few years, the human body can only handle so much. I'm pretty sure that every single person who has ever been so drunk to the point that they shat themselves had at least a small amount of the beast that evening

 

[CylentButDeadly]

we try this at least once a year at tailgates. buy a case or two of the **** we used to drink in college, it almost always ends with vomiting and feeling terrible for like 2 days. you can't just dive into an evening with the beast after not drinking it for a few years, the human body can only handle so much. I'm pretty sure that every single person who has ever been so drunk to the point that they shat themselves had at least a small amount of the beast that evening

When I crapped my pants at the Houston Bowl in '05, I can honestly say I had no Beast in me. Steady diet of mostly dark beers from the night before, and then Busch Light, gin and a What-A-Burger breakfast burrito on the way to the game.

 

[st8]

When I crapped my pants at the Houston Bowl in '05, I can honestly say I had no Beast in me. Steady diet of mostly dark beers from the night before, and then Busch Light, gin and a What-A-Burger breakfast burrito on the way to the game.

was this just anal leakage brought about by whataburger, or was this a full on pants load?

 

[ddisu]

When I crapped my pants at the Houston Bowl in '05, I can honestly say I had no Beast in me. Steady diet of mostly dark beers from the night before, and then Busch Light, gin and a What-A-Burger breakfast burrito on the way to the game.

Well I think that would make the game a little less enjoyable for everyone involved. Was it pretty obvious to those around or did you try and act like nothing happened? Luckily I gave up the Beast before it made drunk to the point of doing that to myself. There are already enough embarissing stories about me the way it is.

 

[CylentButDeadly]

was this just anal leakage brought about by whataburger, or was this a full on pants load?

Well I think that would make the game a little less enjoyable for everyone involved. Was it pretty obvious to those around or did you try and act like nothing happened? Luckily I gave up the Beast before it made drunk to the point of doing that to myself. There are already enough embarissing stories about me the way it is.

No, it was full on crap. None of the *** holes in the port-a-potty line would let me cut. Luckily, it didn't seep through my boxers and my jeans were fine. I just free balled it the rest of the day wiped myself down the best I could.

 

[bos]

Ok guys, lets get back to the beer talk. Youre making me sick.

 

[3TrueFans]

No, it was full on crap. None of the *** holes in the port-a-potty line would let me cut. Luckily, it didn't seep through my boxers and my jeans were fine. I just free balled it the rest of the day wiped myself down the best I could.

Someone wasn't prepared...

Edit: And, I like beer.

 

[ddisu]

Ok guys, lets get back to the beer talk. Youre making me sick.

Sick? That is just hilarious. I now know the consequences of drinking too much/mixing.

But back to beer. I enjoy about any beer but anymore if I go out I have a Bud with my meal and at home I drink Busch Light. That is mainly due to being cheap and drinking too much as it is opposed to good vs bad.

 

[Twister]

When I crapped my pants at the Houston Bowl in '05, I can honestly say I had no Beast in me. Steady diet of mostly dark beers from the night before, and then Busch Light, gin and a What-A-Burger breakfast burrito on the way to the game.

... Never Trust A Fart :wideeyed: ...(*especially a "cylent-but-deadly" one*) :biglaugh:

 

[CylentButDeadly]

... Never Trust A Fart :wideeyed: ...(*especially a "cylent-but-deadly" one*) :biglaugh:

Where do you think I got the idea for my handle?

 

[Twister]

Where do you think I got the idea for my handle?

:notworthy:... I'll make sure I sit in front of you at all the games...:notworthy: ( personally,a 12 of warm Old Milwaukee, a fifth of tequilla, a bowl of chili topped with 5 eggs over easy, shredded sharp cheddar cheese and a handful of crushed up BBQ fritos will help me break porcelain if reached in time)

 

[clonz]

Delirium Tremens would blow your mind.

Delirium Nocturnum would be one step better. A barleywine would be the way to go for the most alc / vol, but neither of these would be a cheap drunk. Good beer and getting wasted don't even belong together imo.

 

[Al_4_State]

Delirium Nocturnum would be one step better. A barleywine would be the way to go for the most alc / vol, but neither of these would be a cheap drunk. Good beer and getting wasted don't even belong together imo.

Disagree. Getting wasted on good beer is a sublime pleasure, reserved only for times when you feel like blowing lots of money.

Actually, the best way is to start on good beer, especially something like a double IPA to just rip your taste buds apart. Enjoy a few good beers, and once you have a little bit of a buzz, move on to something low quality and cheap.

 

[Bader]

We used to drink a lot of Old Milwaukees Best Light (sometimes ice) in college b/c nobody would steal that when we had parties. After the first few it didn't really matter. And we always had better beer, busch light, and mixed drinks for the ladies. I don't know how much of the "beast" I could stomach anymore.

You seem to have combined two of the worst "beers" in existence (Old Milwaukee and Milwaukee's Best) into one steaming pile of dog food. Also, Pabst and Miller brewers everywhere now both hate you.

Congratulations.

 

[Al_4_State]

You seem to have combined two of the worst "beers" in existence (Old Milwaukee and Milwaukee's Best) into one steaming pile of dog food. Also, Pabst and Miller brewers everywhere now both hate you.

Congratulations.

Old Mil should never be confused with the Beast. Old Mil is one of my go-to cheap beers. Beast tastes like someone wiped a horse's sweaty nut sack with a rag, wrung it out into a bottle and threw some yeast and water in there.

 

[CRcyclone6]

When I crapped my pants at the Houston Bowl in '05, I can honestly say I had no Beast in me. Steady diet of mostly dark beers from the night before, and then Busch Light, gin and a What-A-Burger breakfast burrito on the way to the game.

that's my kind of morning!

 

[IowaStateClones]

Bud Light is refreshing, smooth and easy to drink, thus its popularity. I prefer it over Miller Lite & Coors Light, but I'll drink most beers without objection except for Clear Creek Ice. That **** is disgusting. But what can you expect from a 4-pack that costs $1.99 at Dahl's.

When I head back home and chill with my friends we normally don't want to pay a lot so we usually all grab some clear creek ice and a forty of old english.

That being said you hit the nail on the head in saying that clear creek ice is ****, but being a college student sometimes you just have to make **** taste good (by **** i mean beer:chatterbox
Old english is probably the best malt liquor ive had if you can even say malt liquor is good.
I'm a college student here at ISU and I tend to drink Keystone light, Hawkeye Vodka, Lady Blighe Rum, or anything on sale down at hy vee. I figure that I'll drink the good stuff when i'm older an have a job:biggrin:

 

[st8]

Old Mil should never be confused with the Beast. Old Mil is one of my go-to cheap beers. Beast tastes like someone wiped a horse's sweaty nut sack with a rag, wrung it out into a bottle and threw some yeast and water in there.

sweaty nutsack drippings? somewhere dosry's mouth is watering!

 

[dualthreat]

ahh... someone should just make a "best drinking stories" thread.

 

[dosry5]

sweaty nutsack drippings? somewhere dosry's mouth is watering!

I'm thirsty.